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Ohioan Musket

Similar to the Alabama hot pocket, one shits into a vagina, and then shoves it down farther with a dildo
Me and Becky are planning to do an Ohioan Musket
by atom2865 March 29, 2025
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Ohioan Musket

Similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket, one shits into a vagina, then shoved it down further with a dildo, or their own penis.
I saw a video of someone doing an Ohioan Musket.
by atom2865 March 30, 2025
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Thrust Musket

An alternative name for the penis that also describes the duration of time it takes to reload and degradation of continued firepower if the item is not allowed to rest.
When she asked for round three, I had to inform her that the thrust musket takes time to reload and continued performance may not be as expected.
by WarmApplePie223 April 7, 2025
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Kentucky Musket

Where you doing your girl (or guy it's 2026) doggystyle from behind; you pull out and take the chew from your cheek and shove it in their backdoor, reach around and punch them in the gut hence making the chew shoot out! Make sure it's long cut, so it falls down like confetti!! 🎊 🎉 🎊 🎉
I'll marry the first girl that WANTS me to give her the Kentucky Musket!!!
by Super Crazy Dammit Dave February 21, 2026
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Oregon Musket

When a friend loads a straw or rolled up dollar bill with cocaine and proceeds to blow it up a friend's nose.
His nose was stuffed up, so his friend gave him an Oregon Musket.
by TheMuscle April 5, 2026
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The Masked Singer

When you ejaculate on your partner's face while in the shower. This will lead to a nasty, sticky face mask as if you put superglue on your skin. Singing is not mandatory, but a nice plus if their vocal skills are on point.
She wanted my semen on her face while showering, but I warned her for The Masked Singer effect. Did it anyway.
by wanderingfellow May 5, 2025
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Beef Musket

Noun weiner...especially when erect typically used with reference to male dominance. (Plural) Beef Muskets
Tommy has been shooting his fuggin Beef Musket at whatever walks no wonder it burns and he has kids.
by MaddHatterz June 29, 2025
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