Skip to main content

ogreous monster

Describes, in general, a male who is over six feet tall and has some meat, muscle, and fat on his body. Not required to be green, like Shrek. Because of his big size, may appear intimidating at first, but deep down inside, is very kind-hearted and considerate and a loyal friend.
"Hey Lois! Have you met my friend Richard? I know he looks like an ogreous monster but I promise you, he's nothing what he looks like on the outside!"
by Loisbois82 February 4, 2008
mugGet the ogreous monstermug.

diahrrea monster

The SOB who comes in while your working/sleeping/eating to make you want to crap yourself. It is possible to fight off diahrrea monster, but it isnt as easy to fight off as the sleep monster.
I was in the middle of a dream when the diahrrea monster snuck in and made me crap out my insides.
by Mike Castaneda October 6, 2005
mugGet the diahrrea monstermug.

Queefenstein's Monster

A hideous mythical beast expelled from a foul smelling vagina during coitus. Occurs only during a full moon. The unleashed beast is evil and devours puppies and small children.
Dude, while I was doing your mother last night she expelled a Queefenstein's Monster that ate my dog.
by The Disturbed Doctor October 10, 2009
mugGet the Queefenstein's Monstermug.

hot monster

noun, take a shit, the bigger the better.
Oh, man I feel five years younger after dropping that hot monster!
by Skyeler April 26, 2006
mugGet the hot monstermug.

monster burp

The ginourmous burp that follows the consumption of a Monster Energy Drink, which is oddly louder than a normal burp.
Drinking that Monster gave me the loudest Monster Burp.
by Bryan Griffin February 18, 2008
mugGet the monster burpmug.

vagina monster

1. A fat, wrinkly, saggy, old vagina.
2. Disformed vagina.
2. A diss
sally - shut up you ugly disgusting vagina monster!
by remah August 22, 2006
mugGet the vagina monstermug.

Pussy Monster

A beast of a man whose very existence is laced with the intention of procuring females. A Pussy Monster is born and not made. Pussy Monsters are extremely versatile and can hunt alone or in packs. A Pussy Monster is unable to comprehend the term 'Standards' and will never knowingly refuse an opportunity to conquer a female.
Although their diet can vary wildly, they do seem to have a particular 'penchant' for a delicacy known as an 'Ewok'.
"Uh oh! That Pussy Monster just destroyed an Ewok in that tent"
by Mike Marrey August 2, 2007
mugGet the Pussy Monstermug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email