Minnesota Handshake

The sexual act which involves anal penetration by one's own previously frozen feces.

We went back to her place where she gave me a Minnesota Handshake.

by Brood Bedle May 10, 2005

Minnesota Lumberjack

When a female intends to be penetrated repeatedly by a large number of men one right after another. Unfortunately she gets sore partially through and has to jack the rest of the guys off. Normally two at a time.

Monica got a few drinks in her last night and thought she could take on thirty guys. She was so sore after the first ten that she had to Minnesota Lumberjack the rest of them. It took her 6 hours. She'll never make that mistake again.

by JKWeb August 6, 2011

Minnestronal

When speaking anonymously positive about someone else

Chris "minnestronally" divulged a conversation to Mike about how everyone loves him and thinks he's the best

by Senor Mikey Pee October 22, 2008

Mannies

To be gone but not forgotten! Energy in a crowd. Usually center of attention. Slow and funny . Big smiles

Mannies alot of people in here tonight!

by Mannies2 December 23, 2016

Munnies

A cardboard piece of Monopoly money used to purchase jade

How much Munnies do you have.

by Pliku February 27, 2017

minnesota mayonnaise

When a man cums into a jar and feeds it to a woman like mayonnaise.

I gave her some Minnesota Mayonnaise.

by PSYCHOBITCHER April 11, 2017

minneapolished

Being from the Twin Cities, metro area - and having that contribute to why one is polished/taken care of/ well groomed etc.

Tom is minneapolished, and that is why his clothes are always primly pressed. Invented by WB

by @williamforrest__ June 11, 2018