MINNESODA

Joe biden's new hipster country, MINNESODA! He yelled in a speech and you probably saw him only say "SODA" His competitor is Trump's radical toy called "Obamna"

Did you hear that Joe Biden yelled "MINNESODA" in his speech?

by MidzEatzRitz May 19, 2023

Minnasoda

Minnasoda's are the sweetest bitches you'll ever know. They are rare so if you find one keep them close. Sometimes aggressive and will hit you when angry. But overall are the swaggiest hoes out. You may find them yelling "swag!" Or "lol" a lot, this is them expressing their true feelings.

Minnasoda: SWAG!
Person 1: Who the fuck just yelled swag??
Person 2: Must of been Minnasoda!

by SadRad August 28, 2016

Doin a Minnesotan

where a driver of a car sees a cop car who pulled over another car and the driver has to see whats going on.

this usually ends up creating a traffic jam because of curiosity.

Jack: "Dude, why are ya slowin down?"

Joe: "Dude, im Doin a Minnesotan to see why the cop pulled over the car."

by DerangedShadow January 6, 2008

Minnesotitis

Being confined to the state of Minnesota during the six winter months either by family commitments, financial constraints or mental constraints and absolutely loathing every second of it. Symptoms include: fear, cold anxiety, cabin fever and frequent checking of weather details of locations warmer and comfortable even by relative comparison ie. Juneau, Miami or Antarctica.

I was finally cured of my Minnesotitis this past February when I permanently moved out of the state.

by Nefmaster December 6, 2011

Minnesotexan

A cross between Texas and Minnesotans, usually resulting in a tasty blend of pop and racism, pop punk and horse poop. Not recommended for children under 13.

"Man, Bush is such a Minnesotexan" said Jimmy to his mother.

"My US History teacher, Mr. Ossmann, is a Minnesotexan" I wrote in my human rights essay.

by Bartholomew McKinsley April 9, 2008

Minnesnowtan

someone who has resided or currently resides in the state of Minnesnowta

Minnesnowtans enjoy activities such as skiing, ice fishing, snowball fights, hockey, and being cold, and they have no knowledge of weather above 50℉. Many Minnesnowtans also have a rich Minnesnowtan accent don't ya know, eh?

by Freddy18 December 1, 2011

Minnesotan Snow Cone

The act of eating a snow cone consisting of snow that has been pissed on by a husky in Minnesota.

"Hey bro you wanna get some ice cream"?
"Nah I already ate, I had a Minnesotan Snow Cone".

by tmelliott3 April 4, 2017