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your ass is mine

A threat. Used to indicate the speaker's intent to exact serious retribution from the owner of said ass. The literal threat is that the speaker will take ownership of the ass as their property and will freely penetrate the anus at their discretion, either for sexual pleasure, to inflict pain, or both. However, this literal act is rarely the intended form of punishment the speaker wishes to mete out. Usually, the speaker wishes to convey they will exert the full extent of their authority over the other person to assert dominance over them. Loss of bodily autonomy illustrates submission.

Commonly used as an ultimatum; e.g., "if you crash my car, your ass is mine."

Typically, this is used only amongst males where the threat of anal rape is playful banter with a homoerotic undercurrent. If used against the opposite sex, the threat of sexual violence carries a more severe tone and would be highly inappropriate.

Related phrases:

You selling your ass, boy?
I own your ass.
The game is over, your ass is mine! (Ferris Bueller's Day Off)
If you drop the ball again, your ass is mine. (my sixth grade football coach)
by a_null_bandit December 28, 2023
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Jass-Mine Marshall

a female BOSS 1042 security officer that you do not want to mess with.
On her last day she arrested a mom with a baby. She is a Jass-Mine Marshall.
by Ada2m December 28, 2023
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Henry (mine)

The best of the boyfriends. He’s amazing. His smile gives me butterflies and drives me crazy. I am a very weak girl very in love. Help. I’m in love.
Who’s the best booboo?
It’s Henry (mine)!
by chloethebooboo August 13, 2021
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bit mining

A sexual act; to gain pleasure from the act of sucking bits of fecal matter from an anus
Judah enjoyed his date with Adolf after vigorous bit mining.
by anon123456 October 11, 2012
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Da Mine

That mine
Hey! Da mine!
by Tucker Wallis May 18, 2025
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The Day You Became Mine

23rd of July is the day I married the love of my life and signed all the documents that assured that I became hers and she became mine, for this day I will forever be proud of what we been through and were are we now. I LOVE YOU!
Ghalia, 23rd of July is The Day You Became Mine.
by Kal-Alo August 5, 2021
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r u mine

R u mine is a song by arctic monkeys( the best band in the world ) is a song abt love and shit proper sick song tho
Person 1: Yo they are playing r u mine

Person 2: Sick what a songgg
by Vr kid April 28, 2023
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