The Champagne Method

Where you have a hard shit then it pops out (a very smallll hard cork shaped shit) and then it all liquid shit coming out. Like a champagne bottle.

Bro, don't look at that toilet! I took a shit and used the Champagne method. You mean you did in the style of The Champagne Method? Like a Champagne Shit bro.

by Madame DJ January 5, 2013

The Fitsgerald Method

Picking a fight with somebody then sending a friend with a knife to get his ass beat while you stay at home and smoke meth-amphetamine.

i didn't want to be a pussy.. but i am.. so i pulled The Fitsgerald Method and sent my friend to do my fighting.. The meth was shitty.. because i can't even do that right.

by Anyonefromlowville March 17, 2016

The Haha Method

The haha method®- a method created & proven By CR where you say "haha" to show you have no interest in what they're saying or are majorly pissed by it. Either way you want it to stop. If they are in anyway smart they will completely curve the conversation.

This method has been copyrighted by CR as of 4/18/16 10:39 pm

Steve: she is so hot look how nice her ass is
Carol: haha
Steve: so nice weather we're having right?
the haha method

by Crankhandle64 June 5, 2016

Louis capalino method

When you jack off in class with a pair of tweezers. Or just jacking off anywhere with tweezers, either one because your penis is that small your hands would break it off.

Yo he just used the Louis capalino method during our math teacher's lesson. Wow, small penis I guess.

by Randle Buddernubs June 4, 2016

Sonic Weiner Method

The method of giving a woman a orgasm with a one foot hotdog from Sonic while in the Sonic bathroom.

"Wanna go to sonic?"
"Ya I heard of the new Sonic Weiner Method"
"...sounds lit (rolling eyes back into head)"

by Gregory3298 July 27, 2016

The Laura Method

When a girl falls for 5 gay guys (sometimes this definition is stretched to fit any guys who are not attracted to girls) before she dates a guy. It is often a repeating cycle.

Wow , I heard Carol fell for a fourth gay guy, at least that means she’s almost completed the Laura method.

by laurallama84 November 27, 2017

The Micah Method

Hanging yourself while watching wierd japanese porn and seeing if you can splooch before your air supply is cut off. Typically, “Have Nageela” is blasted whole preforming this act.

“Hey bro, where’s Micah?”
“Ya dude, I think he’s trying to complete The Micah Method in his room.”

by Sewer Jew August 20, 2018