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When your partner shoves a frog up your anus whilst repeatedly whispering the word 'seasoning' into your ears whilst milking you dry of any white substances in your body until you become floppy like a mouldy banana skin.
I was coming home last night, and my wife gave me a Dirty Maximillion. It is fair to say, my anus now ribbits when I walk.
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by peoplearecrazy April 18, 2022
Get the i have reached maximum boredom mug.Also known as ADX Florence is the ultimate jail for the most dangerous people in the world. Terrorists, serial killers, etc. It can also be used to describe years like 2020 and 2022.
El Chapo is serving life in The United States Penitentiary, Administrative Maximum Facility also known as ADX Florence.
2020 is like ADX Florence with the stay-at-home orders.
2020 is like ADX Florence with the stay-at-home orders.
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Get the The United States Penitentiary, Administrative Maximum Facility mug.A creature of female gender that inhabits various chatrooms causing drama and minor disruptions. This beast also claims that it can teleport (ie; traveling in mere seconds from locations that physically thousands of miles apart) and often claims to be married even though it sends out flabby tit pics to any male who has the misfortune of being in the same chat room as the guntius maximus. This animal can be identified by the greasy hair upon it's brainless skull and by the Elvis-like sideburns it's sports. The guntius maximus often has it's enormous belly mistaken for a large tire. The guntius maximus also is known for it's deceptive practices such as sending fake photos to unsuspecting males (usually without even being asked for) and stalking men who question the validity of their outlandish claims. For the male version of this beast please refer to the term 'duckmeat' in urbandictionary.com
The guntius maximus entered the chat room screaming various obscenities and sending pics of her greasy ass to every male in the chat. When asked as to why her hair was so damn greasy the guntius maximus bacame enraged evern further and slammed her fat fist into the monitor.
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It is the day when Maximilian and Elma god out and in the end of the day the go home and fuck til they fall à Sleep...
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