Matthew 

An annoying asshole who i hate with a passion. He is so smelly and "special"

Don't be such a matthew

Matthew by orcalover2004 May 28, 2018

Matthew 

they are the hottest most sexiest men on the planet and they are the best at sex

I love matthew

Matthew by burtcake69 July 16, 2019

Matthew 

A matthew is a nonce, if you see a matthew RUN and dont look back

Me: Omg that's a matthew I better run
Matthew: come here little child

Matthew by Dhdhdhdj May 31, 2020

Matthew 

Matthew is a loving, caring guy that listens to what others say , he never gets a chance at love because no one gives him a chance and he’s very lonely and needs someone to back him up when he’s feeling down

Matthew I feel bad for you...

Matthew by Jam jam jam 6153 May 6, 2018

Matthew 

Someone who likes shit tractor's.

Oh I see he is a Matthew

Matthew by Hendifnnshs jk anxbdkdhndhz October 18, 2018

Matthew 

Matthew's can be all personalities but most are dumb logically, although they might seem smart they are really not and will continue to be dumb until proven wrong.

Matthew: Oh that's like if I ate my dog's shit.
Person: Matthew I said my grandma died.
Matthew: uh yeah those two relate so well.

Matthew by PoppyThePoppy March 16, 2019

Matthew 

An Irish Potatoe Farmer but he does not crawl on the floor with depression. No one else can plant Potatoes better than him. You wanna know why? Because he isn't just an Irish Potatoe farmer, He's THE Irish Potatoe farmer.

Wow, you got one of Matthew's Potatoes!!! Can I have a bite? They are the best potatoes I've ever tasted!!!

Matthew by _totally_not_matthew_I_swear_ November 7, 2019