Majackson125's definitions
A person who has a Sesame Street fetish and regularly watches Elmo pornography. Also a frail blond lad that often crawls on the floor like a desolate potato farmer while watching Elmo with a poner.
“Man that Guy is such a Matthew. Especially because of his Elmo fetish”
“Hey have you seen matthew?” “Yeah, I saw him Matthew-ing around.”
“Hey have you seen matthew?” “Yeah, I saw him Matthew-ing around.”
by Majackson125 November 25, 2019
Get the Matthewmug.