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major juju

Deep and thoughtful philosophy as expressed articulately in ye olde english.

The phrase was first coined by the unnamed legend of a schoolboy in an interview with the comedian Russell Howard.
I’m gonna say this in a philosophical way, so get prepared for some major juju cos this’ll go on for basically an hour.
by ToBedForWeRiseAtDaybreak November 12, 2022
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reilly major

Likes to date men twice her age and wear cropped sweatshirts. Can always be seen with a container of vaseline. Slightly asian and will always be the second best.
Wow, Reilly Major really went on a date with someone her dads age in a cropped sweatshirt.
by vaseline2020 December 29, 2018
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Major Dickie Head

An insult used by 5 year olds on the playground.
Go away, you major dickie head!
by Clyde_772 October 29, 2021
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Major Gooner Chidyav

Someone who doesn't just watch porn all day, but specifically Goth Femboy Hentai Porn, and also named Mason
"I don't like the real girls, I prefer them 2d and goth, preferably femboys, my name is Mason, and i'm a Major Gooner Chidyav"
by WristWorkoutsOnly January 29, 2025
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Major Asshole

The kind of person who puts actual definitions of words straight from the dictionary on this site
I'm just trying to find out what (word) means , but this major asshole is posting the actual definition.
by MartyIsDaGayFagMLG January 23, 2018
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major spedhead

a very stupid dumbass or a severely retarded person
Whats 9+ 10?
21.
YOU MAJOR SPEDHEAD!
by its not cup! June 17, 2019
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