Magic Toaster

A derogatory term describing an un-savvy computer users view of what a computer is.

Why my magic toaster no come on? I plug in, but no toast.

by eflatus August 8, 2009

magic underpants

(n) - common slang term for the sacred underwear that Mormons (Church of Latter Day Saints) wear underneath all their clothes as a symbolism of their commitment to God. Plain usually white underwear like a T-shirt & boxer shorts adorned with 4 symbols. For ladies it means generally wearing the vestments underneath their bras and panties. The garments can only be purchased from an official Mormon store.

Mitt's suit always looks so ill fitted because he wears those magic underpants under his shirt and pants.

by alias alias January 31, 2008

Magic Milk

The milk that spurts fourth from your magical love tunnel upon climax. It often easily mistaken for hair gel. When applied to your partners face, it can be the perfect way to end a date. Try to avoid exposure to the eyes, unless your into that kinda shit.

"Your mom offered me breakfast today so I rewarded her with a nose full of magic milk."

by CareToLax? September 23, 2009

making magic

another word for the act of breeding, mainly known from games like DragonVale

Two Friendly Dragons + Breeding Den + Lights Off + Time = Baby Dragon. It's magic! --Dragon Story

This is the place where the magic happens. Seriously, we're not sure how it works, we just know that this is place where Dragons came from. --Dragon Vale

Males and females are given the tools to do one thing commonly: Making magic.

by Shaath April 5, 2013

elf magic

Bullshit answer for something you don't want to explain, go into detail on, or if it's something you really have no idea as to the cause of.

"How'd you do that, Mark?"
"Elf magic."

"Look Mr. Frodo, real elf magic!"

"How'd you guess that? No one's ever guessed that before. How'd you know?"
"Elf magic."

by 5uperman September 1, 2007

Ass Magic

The art of pulling a solution to a problem, money, or a much needed object, etc. or lawsuit from out of nowhere to save or ruin the day. (Like your ass.) This can be used for good or evil purposes.

There must have been some old ass magic in that hat of his he found, because it kept him from melting into a puddle of yellow snow, and he continued to dance year round. (As he set fire to the children. Which he is now suing for the damage their burning corpses made to his dry cleaning.)

by Dr. Spank September 2, 2012

magic carpet

The action of having sexual intercourse in "doggy style" at the top of the stairs and then proceeding to lean forward on top of your partner causing him/her to slide face forward down the stairs with you on their back. Similar to riding a sled down a hill, except naked.

Last week Tyler "magic carpeted" 3 women and 1 man. He's on his way to being a cereal killer.

by Bootylix365 July 13, 2014