Magic Dust

A magical mix of 9 spices blended in perfect harmony to spice up every meal. Contains Salt, Pepper, Sugar, Paprika, Cayenne, Mustard Powder, Chili Powder, Cumin, and Garlic. Invented by Champion BBQ Pitmaster Mike Mills.

Guy 1: Dude, I put some magic dust on my mac & cheese this morning, it was excellent!
Guy 2: Oh yeah? I put some on my pizza once and nearly had a mouthgasm!

by Fonzai June 19, 2011

Magic wand

A machine gun.

This term was coined by Tyler, the creator.

"She's gonna be dead, i just a got a magic wand"
-Tyler, the creator, NEW MAGIC WAND

by Vreq July 28, 2019

Magic Hand

A method used for cleaning your rear end. To perform the "magic hand", lather soap onto your hands real good, usually turn your hand sideways, and use your lathered hand to scrub inside the crack. Though there's no telling how long this method has been used, it was comedian/actor Jay Mohr who coined the term, "magic hand".

I had worked 12 hours, and sweat my ass off. The only way to feel I've successfully cleaned my sweaty ass was to give myself the magic hand.

She was kind of a freak, dude. When we were in the shower, she let me give her the magic hand.

by Feaz January 12, 2007

magic chicken

A cock that can do tricks.

Dave: I always impress the ladies, my cock can do tricks.
Whowar?: You have a magic chicken?

by EddyK May 4, 2005

Magic Johnson

A sexual maneuver where you "give that bitch aids"

"I was all up in that pussy, and then I gave that bitch the Magic Johnson"

by Nato July 1, 2005

Magic trick

the magic trick is when you have a girl giving you head, and you pull out and nut in her eyes, and while she wiping it out you grab your shit and leave.

haha you shoulda seen that bitch, she was blowin, me and i did the magic trick and she didnt know where i fuckin went

by justinxxhxc January 21, 2010

Magic Melvin

Sex game with a deck of cards. Assign each suit (clubs, spades, hearts, diamonds) a different sex position, and draw cards.

When a spade is pulled, instead of assuming the position, shout "Abracadabra!" and spit in the girl's face.

Rules for Magic Melvin...
Diamond: Missionary
Heart: Doggie-style
Clubs: sixty-nine
Spade: doesn't matter, because you're just going to spit in her face.

by pete27 May 17, 2006