Danish Mustache

Eating hollandaise sauce from the vagina of a dead hooker, resulting in a neat Mustache of hollandaise sauce and decomposition fluids

Jason started collecting Danish mustaches due to his love of dead hookers and hollandaise sauce.

by Dongkik666 December 11, 2022

silly mustache

A term used for a bad guy that people would say, “want to kill baby ______ “ and for some reason most people would say no since they are psychopaths.

Hey the man with the silly mustache looks so sick!

by Oldefrog March 5, 2023

Mumbai Mustache

When you are fucking an Indian man or woman in the ass then you pull out and give her a mustache with the shit on your dick

That's the guy that gave me a Mumbai Mustache. I never want to have shit on my lip again.

by LesteerTheMolester August 5, 2023

Texas Milk Mustache

Become texas is such a large start, the milk mustache refers to a long distance cumshot facial. It results in a dense layer of semen all on the upper lip.

I've got such good aim that i gave her a texas milk mustache from 15 feet away.

by Urban Dictionary 3.14159666 October 7, 2016

truffle butter mustache

When you get truffle butter above your lips after doing ass to mouth blowjob

He left her with a truffle butter mustache after going ATM

by littlepigs September 21, 2020

River Raisin rainbow mustache

When 2 guys put skittles in each others asshole, then proceed to eat them out

Terry and John both had river raisin rainbow mustaches from all the skittles in each others assholes

by Natsfan29 December 20, 2020

mustachuary

mustachuary is the last to weeks of febuary and the first two weeks of march in wich a man must grow a mustache and keep it till the middle of march, if you shave it off you are a pussy and your friends will have the right to make fun of you forever, even if all you can grow is a shitty skidstach YOU MUST NOT SHAVE.

HAHA you shaved you shitty skidstach cus you could not get any ass. what a bitch. I rocked mustachuary.

by mustach mat November 14, 2009