Mollie Damn Murphy

Mollie one of my closest friend.Shes very funny nice and kind.Mollie is the kind of person that even if its the end of the world she would still be laughing.Even though she doesn’t obey much she always means good. :) I love her.

Cole:I dont like Mollie Damn Murphy.
Me:u have No taste do u?

by I love mooolie May 15, 2022

Murphy's Law of Engine-Idling Duration

"If you leave your vehicle's engine running during a delay in proceeding (traffic-jam, road construction, accident-resolution, "stuck" red signal-light, etc.), you will be sitting there for many minutes, just wasting gas. The instant you turn the key off and climb out of your seat to stretch, however, THAT'S when the line of traffic will begin moving again, and thus you will have shut off your engine "for nothing", AND you will now be holding up everyone behind you while you hastily hop back into the driver's seat and re-start the engine so that you can move forward again."

I finally took da plunge and bought a second-hand Toyota Prius because I'd eventually had one too many cases of Murphy's Law of Engine-Idling Duration... the Prius automatically shuts down its power during stand-stills, and then uses its electric motor to provide instant mobility as soon as you're ready to go again.

by QuacksO October 20, 2018

Murphy

Murphy, most likely Asian. a sweet, intelligent man and nice. He is super cute, and cool. He's popular and will always try to make other people successful. He's a great friend, and if you experience being friends with him, you are a lucky person! He will brighten your day with his bright smile. He will always defend you. He's also a very great artist!

Murphy is a great artist.

by MicroMico November 19, 2019

kendal murphy

Someone who is very fucking ugly and lonely who has a crush on a guy named Leo and is a bisexual fuck

Oh shit Kendal murphy is as ugly as the news says she is I think I’m going to throw up

by Kendall is stupid November 25, 2022

Murphy's Law of Gambling

"You can patronize the slots till Doomsday or buy any number of scratch-off tickets and never gain any significant winnings, but then just as soon as you stop playing, the very next player will win big."

Many an addicted gamer believes in Murphy's Law of Gambling, even though it is indeed :"all chance" and thus seldom actually works out that way.

by QuacksO September 12, 2019

Brady Murphy

qui gon giin when he plays basketball

wow he a brady murphy

by Lebronfan123 March 28, 2022

murphied

You sit down on the can only to find out too late there is no toilet paper. (old school)

The last dump I took I got murphied.

by drgymy November 27, 2012