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Muddy toboggan

You freeze your sexual partners poop into the shape of a penis. When thoroughly frozen, remove the frozen poopsicle from the freezer and use it as a dildo on your partner until it melts. The goal is to reach climax before the frozen peanut log melts and creates a slippery, muddy mess.
"I froze Susan's shit into the shape of my dick and used it on her like a dildo while we banged! It was like riding a muddy toboggan!"
by Captain Wholesome June 8, 2019
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Muddy Bush

When a Female/Male has a bush (of pubic hair) and they are considered a "dirty" person. Then when the indvidual becomes horny (wet), or in the act of sexual intercourse the bush becomes wet, thus creating a dirty and wet bush "muddy bush"
by Dr. Show March 13, 2009
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Muddy

Muddy is a moderator on the DEAD AHEAD community server on discord. He is infamous for being British and having his own sticker that says YOU ARE A MUDDY. He also manufactures muddy bombs (Make you stupid). The people of DACS have a habit of killing muddies.
you are a muddy
by yaintgotmeme May 21, 2023
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Muddy Raptor

When you deficate on a mans penis, then ride his penis
Woman 1:What did you 2 do last night?
Woman 2: He was so kinky. He told me to give him a "Muddy Raptor"
by ADHDperson June 11, 2023
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muddy leaves

When boobs sag so much they might as well be touching the ground.
Bro 1: Bro look at those muddy leaves!
Bro 2: I know bro they're disgusting!
by School Shooter Supereme August 9, 2016
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Muddy Trunk

When a man sticks his pecker in the ass end of his woman.
by Tommi Star July 17, 2015
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muddy starfish

Did you do anal with Alexa?

Yeah she's got a muddy starfish and I had poop on my cock
by NOTashitrider April 9, 2023
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