Mop

Something that you mom uses to Clean the floor. Sometimes Jerry will hit you with one if you escape the basement. Woman named Karen will sometimes threaten you with one after they kill oversized avocado looking spider on the wall.

You: *escapes basement*
Jerry: *wack*
You: what is that
Jerry: a mop

by Sir oofsilot November 3, 2019

Mopped

being apprehended by a consequence, or the aftermath of an action, or simply forgetting something important, or being rugged or dirty.

"Dude, I forgot the essay last night I'm so mopped"
"I got my clothes all dirty I'm so mopped right now."

by Alan Everheart December 22, 2024

wop mop

a large penile gland that you slap your ole lady with. preferably in the face. :)

my heather bae dont like it too much when i smack her with my wop mop. i just dont understand...

by bentennisin. October 20, 2015

Mop

Someone who craves attention, soaks up attention like a mop. Derrogatory, attention whore.

Bitch is a mop talkin to so many dudes...

by HustleMusic September 5, 2018

Mop

To have a shit ton of hair in a relatively small space

Greg: Yo bro in my science class there’s this girl with an ugly ass mop on her head
Rowley: Oh shit dude my sister has one

by Marker000 August 9, 2024

mop

the ghetto term for a lazing person or someone who just wnt stop doing a certain activity

(two guys playin call of duty) man1:yo u a mop ass cheater yo. man2: dont cry about it.

by deezezy April 13, 2009

Dry mopping

The art of ejaculating on a mate and essentially “mopping” it up with your testicles

She was so kinky, so I finished her off by dry mopping her.

by Atheist.christian March 11, 2018