Lizard

A female who lets Michael stay over, she makes lizard noises throughout the day to let everyone know how much of a reptile she is.

“Lizard is over tonight sorry boys”

by Lizard hunter November 23, 2021

lizard squading

The act of fucking around and getting caught.

Lizard Squading. Hallelujah.

by Lizard Squading March 29, 2015

I've got the Lizards

A sexually transmitted disease in which a girl grows an appendage (or "tail") out of their vagina.

Girl 1: We can finally have sex now, I've got the Lizards!

Girl 2: Really? That's great! Being sexually attracted to girls have finally paid off.

by MajorWeeb April 3, 2015

lizard

a pro player at every game

its lizard we will die

by Lizard._. October 22, 2020

Greasy Lizard

A greasy lizard is an erect penis that has been smothered in lubrication before any kind of sexual activity (whether it is masturbation or sex with another person).

Before I stick my pork in my boyfriend's asshole I like to lube up a nice greasy lizard.

by Bill Beef February 16, 2025

Lizard

A Little Cute animal that has scales and has many defense mechanisms like fighting and stuff like shooting blood out of eyes and running on behind legs. Alot of people don't like these animals because they think lizards are slimy and gross but they are no. thats actually salamanders.

LizardFan: Awww Look its a lizard!

LizardHater: EWW SO SLIMEY AND GROSS!

Me: don't make fun of people for what they like. im also a lizard fan.

by LizardPro X March 25, 2021

Hang the lizard

Refers to the act of giving up, or throwing in the towel. This phrase is typically used when responding to social invitations.

Man 1: "Hey man, do you want to study tonight at the library"
Man 2: "Nah, I've studied all day, I think I'm just going to hang the lizard on this one"

by Zolele December 21, 2018