flying lizard kick

Skinny bastards who jump up in the air leg extended kicking people in the head or chest. Lizard like legs

He gave him a flying lizard kick to the chest

by 123adam May 14, 2014

linoleum lizard

A derogatory term for a young child who is older and more annoyingly mobile than a crib crab. Often used interchangeably with rug monkey and rugrat.

The linoleum lizard is under the table again and won't come out. That's fine. As far as I'm concerned, the little bastard can stay there until his parents come home.

by IronNerf July 8, 2014

lizard swinging

When you dye your cock green, sit on a swingset while anally fucking a bitch with no arms.

so i went to the amputee strip club hoping to find me a good lizard swinging.

by Dr.Doofinsmertchz December 16, 2013

lame lizard

Opposite of cool cat, means someone that is uncool

Jim: I gotta tell you Tyron, Tim is one cool cat
Tyron: ikr, but have you seen his friend Mark
Jim: What about mark
Tyron: Man that nigga is a lame lizard, shit clothes, shit glasses and everything he is super lame

by Tigurz March 10, 2015

lizard squading

The act of fucking around and getting caught.

Lizard Squading. Hallelujah.

by Lizard Squading March 29, 2015

I've got the Lizards

A sexually transmitted disease in which a girl grows an appendage (or "tail") out of their vagina.

Girl 1: We can finally have sex now, I've got the Lizards!

Girl 2: Really? That's great! Being sexually attracted to girls have finally paid off.

by MajorWeeb April 3, 2015

Lizard

A person who is sketch

You're a llizard

by Stephen \ May 27, 2015