Lion Mess

A great soccer player from Portugal, his greatest rival is Cristian Ronald.

Did you see Lion Mess beat Cristian Ronald last night?

by arandomgdfurry December 20, 2022

lion air

A sketchy ass airline that doesn’t train its pilots properly. Don’t fly them.

If you thought arendelle air was bad think again. At least they train their pilots properly unlike lion air. Sure arendelle flies a few older jets like IL-62s, 707s, DC-8s and DC-3s but they know how to fly the planes.

by why are russian girls so cute October 28, 2025

lumbar lion

huge masculine cock that packs more power then a haymaker from Kimbo slice.... so big that not even the most interesting man in the world has it....... a cock with pube flow better then rob ryan.

you go up into heaven and dumb out a lumbar lion and god immediately falls to hell and it is now yours and you make a law of prancing naked women to suck and clean your lumbar lion all day long.

by yoyoyoerock October 30, 2011

Lion

A cat that you'll never wanna have in your home

Ooh a very thicc lion.

by FunniestEnglish February 1, 2021

The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

A book where a bunch of hippies walk around and paint stuff. They eat lunch, and then they find a magical...camel...which they have to eat to stay alive. And that's pretty much it.

The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe is Eric Cartman's favorite book.

by phillyfan85 November 14, 2023

lion king

well raping a lion you grab his cub and use your shit covered dick to make a mark on his forehead

Dude 1 i saw a lion today
dude 2 did you lion king him

dude 1 yes

by nibbabite January 23, 2020

Lion king

When youre having sex with a girl on her period, after you ejaculate inside you pull out and wipe your dick across her forehead while you whisper "Simba"

Man, you wouldnt believe it. My girl let me give her the Lion King last night

by Wobbelywibbelybob May 16, 2025