Leaving the stadium

The act of removing oneself prematurely from an undesirable dating situation in order to avoid an awkward goodbye and empty promises of staying in contact.

Similar to when one leaves a football stadium before the game ends to avoid heavy traffic.
Bob Smith: Dude how was your date last night?

Johnny Douche: Man I got so hammered I don't even remember. Sarah must have found some friends at the bar cause I went to go talk to her when the game was over and she wasn't there.

Bob Smith: Dude, she didn't find any friends. She was leaving the stadium...
by holla-at-a-playa April 16, 2009
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chasing leaves

Chasing leaves is the term for the state you end up in, when high as a kite on Recreational Pharmecuticals. Its the point where you are completely at odds with what is happening around you, previously called 'tripping'.
Bob - "Are you ok there Gadd?"

Gadd - "Fuckin right mate, Im chasing Leaves here lad"
by Paul Gadd July 09, 2007
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a slang term often used by a religion teacher. used to describe the lifestyle of mid-evil cowboys.
To that I say ride em' hard and leave em' wet

Look at that cowboy ride.

he sure knows how to "ride em' hard leave em' wet"
by lil_lamppost April 19, 2022
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Join-Leave Limbo

"I joined the meeting early, but seeing no one else, I left. Unfortunately, this triggered a notification that the meeting had started, leading someone else to join. However, upon joining, they leave because no one is in the meeting! But their joining triggers a notification causing the cycle to repeat for others in a continuous cascade "
aka Empty Room Echo or Notification Cascade
the meeting ended early. I joined late causing a Join-Leave Limbo.
by Foucault's Pandemonium June 13, 2024
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chronic leaves

I be smokin on them chronic leaves”
Oh word?”
by $hhhhhhh July 15, 2022
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Maternity Leave

a period of absence from work granted to people for paid leave.
"Maternity Leave?" *looks under table* "But you're all males!"
by Wither24 July 20, 2022
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Explosive leaving

Exiting while combusting.
Sometimes when you do not talk to your microwave properly it engages in explosive leaving.
by Chresse Zacrums February 16, 2016
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