mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like that the medicine you digest so well lately. This anti-social habit won't get you anywhere in life. And Joseph, also please improve your vocabulary. I didn't raise you to such a rotten apple
Joseph: go scratch yourself.
Joseph: go scratch yourself.
by Sexydimma January 14, 2013
Get the medicine you digest so well latelymug. a condition where someone (often a boy/ man) has some form of country background but it doesn’t manifest until triggered by either severe trauma or grief at the ages 16-50. Takes 4-12 months to fully run its cycle. Currently incurable. Defined by 4 stages:
Stage 1: Painful event happens to patient.. someone puts them on country music. Stage 1 consists of discovering country music and 1-5 artists they like.
Stage 2: 1-3 months of country music leads to a lifestyle change… different speech, accent, minor aesthetic changes. Drinking cold beer is not mandatory, but often accelerates progress. Some people stay here for years. others progress further.
Stage 3: If yet another event occurs, and country music or life yet again is used to recover, then they will fall deeper into the redneck lifestyle.. more severe lifestyle changes include buying a pickup truck, buying a diesel pickup, talking about pickup trucks, and buying their first pair of cowboy boots. Also includes raving about coors beer.
Stage 4: The person has made full transformation to a redneck, at least in some capacity. They will always love the life in the country, and the taste of coors beer on a friday night. Texas roadhouse is a first choice forever.
Stage 1: Painful event happens to patient.. someone puts them on country music. Stage 1 consists of discovering country music and 1-5 artists they like.
Stage 2: 1-3 months of country music leads to a lifestyle change… different speech, accent, minor aesthetic changes. Drinking cold beer is not mandatory, but often accelerates progress. Some people stay here for years. others progress further.
Stage 3: If yet another event occurs, and country music or life yet again is used to recover, then they will fall deeper into the redneck lifestyle.. more severe lifestyle changes include buying a pickup truck, buying a diesel pickup, talking about pickup trucks, and buying their first pair of cowboy boots. Also includes raving about coors beer.
Stage 4: The person has made full transformation to a redneck, at least in some capacity. They will always love the life in the country, and the taste of coors beer on a friday night. Texas roadhouse is a first choice forever.
Johnnys girlfriend broke up with him and now he likes zach bryan and says y’all a lot? Must be in stage 2 late onset redneck syndrome. .
by lefpudeler December 10, 2023
Get the late onset redneck syndromemug. 2 Late 2 Love symbolizes a life catch-22: shattered trust in others leads to a loss of self-trust, hindering self-love and consequently, the ability to love others fully.
The majority of time a result of trauma or the conditioning of such environments which struggled to provide what it has been deprived of.
The majority of time a result of trauma or the conditioning of such environments which struggled to provide what it has been deprived of.
Person A: Can you imagine the amount of Trauma they really had to push through even be here today?
Person B: 2 Late 2 Love to soon, way too soon, that's all I know.
Person C: F**k! Way 2 Late 2 Love!
Person B: 2 Late 2 Love to soon, way too soon, that's all I know.
Person C: F**k! Way 2 Late 2 Love!
by kn0w1dg3 February 24, 2024
Get the 2 Late 2mug. by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 24, 2025
Get the .9.And Lately Are All The Vista Trying To Miss The Misdemeanor.9.mug. This also can be called post abortion or alive abortion.
This time is trying to be legalized in America
This type can be happened in two ways
1. When a child is between time of coming out to age of 20 (for a woman gets never going to be concerned that if she's 21 or older) and the mom or dad for whatever reason has a abortion (but a typical abortion only a girl can have)
2. When you kill a man ( for a guy it doesn't matter his age) usually his girlfriend or wife.
This time is trying to be legalized in America
This type can be happened in two ways
1. When a child is between time of coming out to age of 20 (for a woman gets never going to be concerned that if she's 21 or older) and the mom or dad for whatever reason has a abortion (but a typical abortion only a girl can have)
2. When you kill a man ( for a guy it doesn't matter his age) usually his girlfriend or wife.
That couple I have heard had a late abortion because their son was being a troublemaker at school he went missing and it was shown behind the hospital and the says yes she performed a late abortion on the son with the scissors she used to cut hair with.
by 459395 February 18, 2022
Get the Late abortionmug. by raquan fingletips March 15, 2025
Get the late on 94mug. I was always the 4'11 kid in my school, I even made a few appearances on the TV show Are you taller than a 5th grader my senior year of high school, just before graduation. After losing to about half the 5th graders that showed up and getting called the midget, I decided I would get even by outsmarting all these other kids. I felt so small at that point in my life. I made a lot of bad things happen to people at school that pissed me off back then, but I straightened out when I turned 18, and I started to straighten other people out who were imperfect sinners like me too. By the age of 25 I had reached my true stature (one that would not get me laughed at) of almost 6 foot, but I realized nobody wanted to fuck me because they thought I was a loser. I always had a lot of catching up to do in life for being the late bloomer that I am. Females never took me seriously because I thought I looked like Kevin Costner though in reality they would make rivet sounds when I was in the same room with them, and they thought I was ugly and stupid and made them sick.
by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020
Get the Late bloomermug.