Sheriff Landon

The best MCSO sheriff yet.

Freind- “didn’t’t sheriff Landon ban someone from CMPD for nothing?”
Freind 2- “shhhhh”

by Loly pops June 8, 2021

Landon Kirkland

He’s charming. Huge cock. Approximately 14 inches in length and 7 inches in girth. Basically means big dick in modern day terms.

Oh he’s a Landon Kirkland, that must mean he has a huge cock.

by bigdickdaddy05 December 6, 2021

landon

he has nice hair he is the nicest person you will ever meet she is better than heidi and nicer than kendall he is the worlds best person at hockey and has 3 siblings 1 brother and 2 sisters and a dog named harvey he goes to namao school and he is in grad 4 aka 4c

landon is the best of the best

by moose duck October 5, 2020

Landon

Most Landon’s usually smell good but the Landon I know smells BAD, like super stinky. Once you walk into Landons room (the one I know) you instantly want to walk out and leave the area, his room mainly smells like cheese and farts. (Rip that chair)

Someone: dude have you been in Landons room ?
Someone 2: no why?
Someone: IT STINKS BAD

by JazzRatazz October 29, 2021

Landon

Landon is the most “hard” core gamer ever trash talks a lot loves his dog names snoopy enjoys Pokémon and talks a lot has a good personality and is a vibe

Omg it’s landon I want his dog

by Lincoln Murray November 20, 2020

Dirty Landon

When you shit in your hand and then use said shit as lubricant to jerk off your bro

Scala, you my bro and I love ya man. It’s time for you to enjoy a Dirty Landon!

by Sidecut March 24, 2025

Landon

The creepiest and most disgusting person you will ever meet fakest to themselves most likely has faces made of skin in his backpack and is a total twink

Dude 1: dude that is what I call doing a Landon.
Dude 2: Bro that was the dahmer show.

by Mr.soul June 5, 2024