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lobsti

The correct term for more than one lobster.
Hey, look at those skinny lobsti.
by baul paker April 6, 2010
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LOBSTER POLISH

a non-existant item that you have culinary or pastry interns look for. often used in a practical joke where victim does the runaround in the restaurant or internship site looking for said polish.
intern: I couldn't find the lobster polish!
chef: It might be in the basement storage.

(intern returns unsuccessful)

intern: Its not in the storage.

chef: go ask the cook where it is!?!!
by cookme December 25, 2010
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Lobster Fist

The sexual act where a woman anally fists a man while he is fisting another man or woman. The group of bodies together looks like a Lobster. This is also known a 2 black eyes or the anal eclipse.
LOBSTER FIST

From a real Craigslist Post:

Lobster fantasy (anal fisting) - mw4mw - 2725 (Montreal)

We are a young cute couple and we love anal fisting. We anal fist each other all the time but we want something more.

We have this fantasy that we call "the lobster." The woman is anally fisting a man and a woman while being anally fisted by a man (or a woman). It looks like a lobster (think about it). We want to do that. Hard.

So we need a couple (man/woman or woman/woman) to help us fulfill this dream.

We are searching for anything between 25 and 50. You must be able to send us pics (body with or without your face) and you must be able to prove that the woman can handle anal fisting.

On parle aussi francais. Si vous etes un couple qui aime le fisting anal, communique avec nous. Vous allez capoter.

Location - Montreal
by Bakala McJew November 16, 2013
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Lobster Lady

A woman with a huge ass. All the meat is in the tail. not meant to be a compliment.
The lobster lady at the buffet was epic. she shook the floor when she stept.
by CodyAAA May 20, 2014
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lobster fag

Inhaling smoke and then blowing it into a vagina during cunniligus. Smoke rings optional for skill points.
Lobster Fag. British in origin. Smoking a fag to get past the smell of going down on a smelly vag and then exhaling smoke into it. Smoke rings after are extremely rare and require exceptional skill.
by Lord Mango May 15, 2018
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Lobster Load

When a man busts a nut while they have penile bleeding, resulting in the load looking like a white and red mashup as it drops into the toilet.
Dude 1: Bro! I just had the fattest lobster load! That shit was nasty!
Dude 2: That's sick, man!
by Filufiy June 18, 2019
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Lobsterfied

When you think you are going to tan outside, but then turn red like a lobster.
My body has been lobsterfied.
by xRxnan April 21, 2019
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