speed lizard

(n.) a person who does things in an unconventional time or order. (derogatory)
you brushed your teeth before 10pm. what a speed lizard.
by tranley corq September 07, 2021
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Arizona lizard

when you leave your dick out in the sun for days on end until it resembles lizard skin
"I was out so long i got a bad case of Arizona lizard!"
by Goofius Ah August 10, 2022
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pike lizard

a sleezy women along the pike that only steve would pick up
by woffman June 23, 2010
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Lizard Twat

A lizard twat happens when a girl goes dry while you're inside her.
Yea dude, Morgan got a lizard twat last night. lizard skin
by Captain Neo September 03, 2016
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Lizard Brain

Lizard Brain is a term used to describe when a person (typically a man) loses all ability to think straight, due to being horny. When a man has lizard brain, he is thinking with his penis not his brain.
Lizard brain from the male point of view:
Her: “Oh my gosh, stop grabbing my ass! I am trying to get stuff done.”
Him: “ I can’t help it! You’re too sexy… my lizard brain took over.”

Lizard brain from the female point of view:
Her: “I’m telling you girl, he has a lizard brain! He can’t even have a conversation with me without getting distracted by my cleavage.”
by KittyKhaos96 April 17, 2024
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lizard brain

Relevant to multi tasking, menial or as a distraction.
I don't want to play elden ring. like mostly everything, seems to be a task to allocate to the lizard brain whilst astrally projecting and out genicyding in some form even if terrorising the occupant of a place you're angling to buy or trying to hasten your inheritance from that rich uncle.
by buriedtoodeep April 24, 2022
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