lip crispies

Another word for herpes.

"I banged that she-male the other night and woke up with lip crispies!"

by tastysalami88 November 19, 2011

Busted lip

Menstrual cycle.

Guy: want to have sex tonight?
Girl: I can't I have a busted lip.
Guy: Damn okay.

by MagesticKitten May 25, 2016

Lip Lasso'd

To convince or trick. Talking someone into something they don't necessarily want/need. Most commonly used by door-to-door sales people and restaurant servers.

That little girl just lip lasso'd me into buying 10 boxes of cookies I don't even like.

by AppleCrisp November 10, 2010

livid lips

The term for expressing female sexual frustration that occurs when she is denied sexual pleasures. When you refuse her the dick or vagina depending on sexual orientation, she experiences this phenomenon. Male equivalent of blue balls, livid lips refers to the labia majora surrounding the vulva.

He/She only kissed me goodnight... now I've got livid lips... Where that d at?

by ZassyPants May 1, 2016

stitched lips

having "stitched lips" means that won't tell on your affiliates for doing dirt
usually used within gangs or criminal organizations

"Stitched lip society"
"I kept em stitched lips bro"

by misfortune December 15, 2017

porno lips

Lips of a woman who looks like she does a lot of blowjobs in porn.

Those porno lips are good for blowjobs!

by PervCanuck January 13, 2011

silk lips

Silk lips is when someone keeps their lips nice and smooth for all the cocks they suck

Bob is known around the shop because of his silk lips.

by The lord74 February 14, 2017