Kitchenating

the act of kitchenating; putting off or delaying or defering an action* to a later time.

*NB That action has not yet been fully decided either.

Nick was kitchenating over his proposed charity swim.

by SoggyMoggy July 8, 2010

Kitchendick

A person (usually homosexual) who frequently masturbates in his/her kitchen.

Did you hear about Mike? He only jacks it in his kitchen, he's a total kitchendick.

by thisblackguy January 10, 2011

kitchinstincts

instincts that only apply to kitchen situations

cook 1: "yo what are you doing tonight?"
cook 2: " you mean besides your mom, oh shit"
cook 2 turns around and pulls mozz sticks out of the frier just as there about to explode.
cook 1: "nice kitchinstincts."

by thetechman June 10, 2011

Kitchen Rider

A Kitchen Rider is a person who wears logo clothing for a manufacture but doesn't own the product. Like a guy with a Harley Davidson t-shirt but he doesn't have a Harley or the guy with the surf clothing that never surfs.

Check out that guy with the Jack Daniels t-shirt on at an AA meeting! What a Kitchen Rider!

by Planetcontrol June 11, 2011

kitchen illiterate

A women who has not learned to use a kitchen aka a useless women.

Sam has no idea how to cook, she is f-ing kitchen illiterate!

by boyfriendofakitchilliterate September 8, 2011

kitchen doo

Haircut or hairstyle done at home in the kitchen.

Look at that girls hair. Awful, looks like she got a kitchen doo.

by wonky dizzle October 18, 2013

kitchen monkey

A member of the kitchen staff that ranks below a slave.

A member of the that the rest of the kitchen staff to gang up on and mistreats to the point the kitchen monkey quits.

A member of a kitchen that the head chef does not like.

A dumb member of the kitchen staff

An kitchen employee that is in trouble and the rest of the kitchen staff en mass make to their mundane jobs.

Any hotel banquet cook that realizes the banquet kitchen is run by a moron and applies to another department that the rest of the banquet kitchen staff resent and treat with scorn.

by Laughing Oak November 2, 2013