Kiss Michael day 

Kiss michael on April 7th

Michael “damn u gotta kiss me today”
Everyone “ok fine bc it’s kiss michael day”

Kiss Michael day by My boy Jim has yaman April 5, 2022

kiss put 

Kiss put is the ultimate act of romance also used to consumate a marriage eg ( pistol Pete kiss put the fuck out of me ill surely have to marry him now wonder if he will piss inside my mouth)

Kiss put the ultimate act of love

kiss put by Piss put May 5, 2022

Kiss your cute friend 

August 1st kiss a cute friend

"Yo! It's august 1st kiss your cute friend day, who u gonna kiss"

Kiss your cute friend by Your Brianna July 21, 2022

Kiss-signaling

When a someone kisses you and then stops and waits -- often signaling for you to take over/that they want sex, but they are not participating in any capacity or trying to turn their partner on at all.

We were watching netflix and she just kept kiss-signaling me all night, but then just sitting there and doing nothing. I haaaaate that kind of passive aggressive advance.

Kiss-signaling by sanityfailsme September 2, 2023

Kiss my shadow!

Colloquial version of "kiss my ass"

You artard, kiss my shadow!

Kiss my shadow! by NJlo June 9, 2007

kiss double platinum

joe hartlages pride and joy

joe comes outside and says, "i got kiss double platinum"

kiss double platinum by reno April 13, 2005

kiss the ring 

Euphemism for licking or kissing the rectal opening. Historical reference includes kissing the king's hand as a tribute or gesture of thanks, in return for being granted special access or position.

"We won't be allowed to do this until we 'kiss the ring'"

kiss the ring by wowallthegoodnamesaretaken September 1, 2011