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Keyboard Battalion

A person or a group of teenage military larpers, mainly russian/ ukrainian supporters, who go on online posts about a conflict (mainly ukraine war) and spams a bunch of shit stating they support _____ from _____ and proceed to turn into panty shitters if anybody disagrees or call them out
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Ukrainian GoPro footage captures moment when Russian blah blah blah blah blah blah

1. GLORY TO RUSSIA FROM UKRAINE 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
2. Jesus fucking christ here comes the Keyboard Battalion
by pantysooker March 12, 2023
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Keyboard Warrior

a person who makes abusive or aggressive posts on the internet, typically one who conceals their true identity.
Usually gets banned by a mod
This guy is just raging in the chat and oh look! Hitari just banned Lokmax! RIP that keyboard warrior
by YeetLeet69 January 14, 2023
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Keyboard Smash

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When you smash your keyboard so hard when this happens. (The 'sentence' above.)

Can be used for:

1) Literally no reason

2) Losing a game (Raging)
Person 1: man we are bout to lose!
*they lose*
Person 2: y78e3y7j8qy7j89cresjiyuosdfrecoisyujtcijurjidyuhyhuiYUIOHUIRFEYUJISTDYUJI5STYJFUIESYUJIDR407J893CTYJ8RES78ORJ974Y5WJ9YD7TWER89TDY7J53W9Y7J8XRYJ8E7SJ87F4RY7J83FR8H7J43H7J82YFT7J8Y423
Person 1: wth are you ok? did u just keyboard smash or what
by raminkTheInternetIdiot May 10, 2023
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keyboard

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by kimorada3rd July 28, 2023
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keyboard ally

A person who frequently posts pseudonymous comments online in support of a oppressed group, but takes no real world action in their own community where they may face backlash, such that their efforts make no difference at best and at worst encourage oppressors to greater levels of hatred or willful ignorance.
Sara: "Tim spends all day arguing with people on reddit, but he didn't sign that local petition asking for greater police accountability because he didn't want to catch flack from his in-laws."

Jane: "Bah humbug, he's just a keyboard ally."
by Globgogabgalabagolab August 19, 2023
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Keyboard combination

The phenomenon by which a bored human searches urban dictionary for various permutations of the alphabet, with no particular goal other than to waste time, and perhaps to find a unique one.
Some examples of these:
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
qazedcwsxtgbrfvujmyhnolikp
qweasdzxcrtyfghvbnuiojklmp
mrjocktvquizphdbagsfewlynx
by Kargaroc586 July 26, 2024
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Keyboardish

A special language from the country of Keyboardlandia, consisting of jumbles of letters like someone dropped a fucking anvil on it.
User #1: JKHDAFJHAGFGEFHILQFI

User #2: bro wtf

User #3: He's speaking Keyboardish, let him be.
by Albyizzazeo Incoyujinitued August 17, 2024
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