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Tye Keane

Tye Keane is a non-binary queen! He is multi-gender with his pronouns mainly being Lors/Loraxself. He has a secret stash of motivational quotes stashed up his sphincter.

Despite the tight sphincter, he is an excellent friend to keep around especially if you like flip phones. If you ever need a good laugh look up his name and view his acting profile on Google, bonus points if you view it when he's next to you.

Tye is a genuine guy with extremely sexy feet (especially his middle toe). Likes be rear-ended out the front of the school.
"Have you seen Tye Keane?"
"Yeah, he's getting rear ended out the front"

"Ah makes sense, sounds typical Twinky Tye Keane"
by Alfie Johansen June 18, 2023
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Definition here: Rory's playing Hartland Snyder, like a blast from the past, but in Oppenheimer
Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: You remember Rory Keane?

Person 2: Yeah, Rory Keane as Hartland Snyder in Oppenheimer!
by courtofowls September 6, 2023
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Day care kenel cough

Children picking up illness from other children.
Children picking up illnesses from other children and taking that cough or cold home to the parents. Honey, it seems like we have been constantly sick ever since we enrolled junior into day care. I know junior is sick today, but we both have to work, just send him in! And the vicious circle of "Day care kenel cough continues"!
by A Big Bad Boy October 16, 2011
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John F Kenedy

Man plays too many video games, you’ll never believe what happens next... John F kenedy

(Brad is playing video games in white kitchen. Enter Amy)

Amy: Honey, are you still playing that game?

Brad: Yeah, I’m on level 56. Now go away, you’re distracting me.

Amy: Brad, I just got this letter from my doctor. I have nose cancer!

Brad: Gross! I’m divorcing you, but not until my games over.

(Later. In parking garage, Brad enters with suitcase. He sees a Rolls Royce.)

Brad: WOW! That’s an expensive car! I’ll bet the guy who owns that is super rich.

(Amy exits the car.)

Brad: Amy! But, but how...?!

Amy: You see, after you told me you were leaving me, I stole this car to teach you a lesson. So you see, you can’t leave me if you’re dead!

(Amy jumps back in the car and runs Brad down. She gets out and leans over his crumpled body as he dies.)

Amy: So you see, there was no nose cancer, you were the cancer all along.

(Fade to white)

Dhar Mann: Hey Dhar Mann Fam! I hope you liked that message about why you should play too many video games and piss off your wife. Remember, we’re not just sharing videos, we’re changing lives!
by Hitlers dead son April 11, 2022
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The John Keane

When you like to get naked with girls and then not have sex with them
The John Keane is notorious for its happening at snow globe the really shitty dungeon under green house.
by KAMI BISHOP March 14, 2024
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