"I don't wear a mask. The schools open or they don't get funding. This is going to go away without a vaccine. Our numbers are great."
Donald J Trump: "Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19."
Donald J Trump: "Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19."
by mysticalrivers October 2, 2020
Get the Karmamug. Someone on a vote-based social media site, such as Reddit, that posts other people's posts and pictures to improve their karma score. Sometimes it's just resharing, but sometimes it includes doctoring or falsifying content to suit their desperate needs.
Q: Did you see that Reddit post of the newspaper clipping Lars Ulrich put in The Recycler to recruit for Metallica?
A: Oh yeah. Someone generated a fake news news article from November 30 1981, when they officially got together October 28. What a karma farma
A: Oh yeah. Someone generated a fake news news article from November 30 1981, when they officially got together October 28. What a karma farma
by defenestrator-of-the-wicked August 3, 2021
Get the karma farmamug. Lamiah: Look there’s the poor girl who wants brandy melville.
Monya the stank breath: Oh! You mean Karma.
Monya the stank breath: Oh! You mean Karma.
by bakalakamaka November 20, 2021
Get the Karmamug. Normally, bad karma is when something comes back to haunt someone.
Reverse karma is when something comes back to haunt, but it haunts someone else, not the original person that deserved the karma.
Reverse karma is when something comes back to haunt, but it haunts someone else, not the original person that deserved the karma.
JOHN (angrily): Where is the remote Jane!?
JANE: Why do you always assume I have it?
JOHN: Oh, I'm sitting on it
JANE: That's an example of reverse-karma because your actions came back to haunt me instead of just you because you wasted my time and hurt my feelings!
JANE: Why do you always assume I have it?
JOHN: Oh, I'm sitting on it
JANE: That's an example of reverse-karma because your actions came back to haunt me instead of just you because you wasted my time and hurt my feelings!
by HomelessPaddler January 22, 2021
Get the reverse-karmamug. Karma is a figment of peoples' imaginations, originally used by Hindus to get out of paying debts in a present incarnation and promising to repay them in a future incarnation. Of course, the debts were never repaid, and common usage came to define karma as bad things happening to people who owed debts from past incarnations. Eventually it was expanded to include explaining why good things happened to people who seemed undeserving of having luck. They MUST HAVE done something in a past life to have such luck in this life. Common usage further expanded this meaning to the point where we alive today use karma as an excuse for people having inexplicably good or bad luck.
Karma is just another word meaning coincidence or luck that happens in any person's lifetime. Like other usurped words, the meanings are changed to suit our own purposes. If Karma existed, Western based cultures would never have taken over North and South America from their aboriginal people, using actions like giving away blankets filled with smallpox, trading beads for entire tracts of lands, providing liquor to people who had no tolerance, decimating the main food source of the plains peoples, outright murdering whole villages, and attempting genocide by sending aboriginal children to residential schools where they were physically, mentally, and sexually abused and then saying, "Oops, we screwed up! Sorry," and as penance giving harmed individuals money when clean water, arable land, and help to recover the art of child-raising were so badly needed to keep aboriginal children from needlessly committing suicide , you can bet if Karma existed white people would have been wiped off the face of this planet. Meanwhile, unlike whites, people of colour would do whatever it took to help white people survive. No, there is no such thing as karma, and we white folk should be very glad there isn't.
by rawgod June 18, 2018
Get the karmamug. The unholy hellspawn formed from the seed of Beelzebub steamed inside of Rhianna's oven womb for 665 days.
Bitch 1: Karma Kapone said hes gonna droo a diss track about me.
Bitch 2: Its been nice knowing ya bro
Bitch 2: Its been nice knowing ya bro
by THE INDEPENDENT VARIABLE May 22, 2018
Get the KARMA KAPONEmug. What unloyal people get from betraying loved ones. One who takes ones kindness for weakness gets bad karma.
J lent Camron money to pay his rent. When Camron got his pay check he didn't pay J. Camron gets bad karma.
Camron goes to jail and J sleeps with Camron wife. J gets bad karma but also gets last laugh.
Camron goes to jail and J sleeps with Camron wife. J gets bad karma but also gets last laugh.
by XXXturboxxx916n April 19, 2018
Get the Karmamug.