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juan

is that juan??

yeah he has nooo bictches
by manlover4ever February 22, 2021
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Juan

Juan can be a sarcastic little bitch but can sometimes be funny. He also gets angry easily
by BiggestYoinker November 21, 2019
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Juan

Juan is a very perfect boy he is good at school, has a girlfriend, gets girls pregnant, never misses in bed, cracked at Fortnite, and makes good food. He likes to shave his penis hairs 24/7 bc they grow back faster then he runs for ur mom he is easy to know because its Juan everyone loves Juan and Juan loves everyone (mostly his best friends mom)
Henry: Juan you cant date 7 people
Joe: Bruh its Juan yes he can
Juan: I like beans
by Pop a lock December 9, 2021
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Mexican Juan

A person who is mexican and named juan ez pz lemon squeazy
by Mj (Mexican Juan) September 11, 2021
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Juan

To fail academically
“Bro I’m gonna Juan this test up so bad
by Diego Hernández May 13, 2025
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Juan Dis Phakinat

Juan Dis Phakinat is a son of dreamybullxxx. He was a poor man who spent his last dollars on baked nuts, only to get robbed on his way in front of his house. He then passed away due to starvation. He cried in pain. A kind man named Oakley Colt Shyd offered him a boiled egg, unfortunately, it was too late. May he rest in peace.
Juan Dis Phakinat: You want this nut?
Robber: Give me your or die
*cries in pain*
by PoopSlave97 May 14, 2024
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Juan Antonio

Juan Antonio Is a very kind guy when he wants to be one. He is very funny and will never fail to make you laugh, and his name is definitely Hispanic. Juan can be very flirty, which may make you doubt his loyalty. But he is also very sweet and will always be there if you need him. If you even meet a Juan Antonio, be sure to keep him beside you.
Girl 1: yesterday I met this guy I really like! He’s funny and nice, but he flirts so much with other girls!
Girl 2: he sounds like a Juan Antonio
by anonymous shithead May 17, 2022
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