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sgt jones

a guy who tends to mix and confuse words and phrases that make everyone around him burst into laughter
sgt jones says "STD's come from sexually transmitted diseases. and if you buy a camry, your gonna pay for it
by brandonius316 June 11, 2011
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irisa jones

irisa jones is a slim thicc female who has anxiety but she’s super pretty and she’s really funny she is cute as a button and had a fat booty
person 1: oh look at that girl with the ass!

person 2: she must be an irisa jones!
by kurvykelly September 3, 2022
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alison jones

Alison Jones, the most interesting girl on the planet. Very quiet, mature, socially awkward, sweet, kind, intelligent, beautiful, honest, fun, loving girl you will ever meet. She is very awkward and stand offish when you first meet her but that's only because her trust has been broken before. Shes been through more then one could imagine but instead of becoming a cold, dead hearted monster she helps everyone she can and is always there for everyone who asks. Alison will always be the one girl I'll always keep in my heart.
"Wow, Alison Jones is so nice!" Said 1
"I know, but I've heard shes been through a lot" spoke 2
"Maybe that's why shes so nice? Because shes been through the worst and wants no one else to feel the same? Said 1
by Ohwowww?_ July 29, 2019
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trey jones

WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSEEEE!
Dude: hey broseph. Who is trey jones?
Me: WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE!

Dude: get out of my house
by Andrew Games April 20, 2018
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Liam Jones

"My asshole too tight so I couldn't give a shit." -Liam Jones
by AJDoughty June 13, 2023
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Pinball Jones

When someone kneels beneath your balls and repeatedly flicks them left and right. The term originates from common fetish associated with those who attend Pinball Jones in Fort Collins, Colorado.
That bitch hit me with the pinball jones last night
by Poopfaceman August 21, 2023
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Lonely Jones

An outcast or loner.
My life is that of a Lonely Jones.
by Carey from May 4, 2008
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