by totallynotkyladude May 17, 2022
Get the Mariana Joymug. A catchphrase used by bougie bitches in the suburbs of the Southeastern United States to deceive one’s acquaintances and colleagues into believing they are successful, and well respected professionally. Usually, the phrase is closely followed by claims to be passionate about mundane things that no sane person is passionate about (e.g. work).
by Below the Hard Deck September 14, 2021
Get the Maximizing Joymug. Type of initiation to a cult, more specifically a cult cultivated by chickens who became christians . It started long ago in a far away place (not mentioned in our westernized textbooks because the tale is too gruesome). The cows and chickens went to war, over who was more delicious. In the end, I think we both know who won 🐔 . Little did the chickens know the whole situation was premeditated by the cows. The cows didn’t want to be eaten by people. so many chickens were dying that they turned to Christianity, to be saved for their chicken sins. The term Sun joy means victorious, because the chickens really thought they won but in the end they were the only one to be defeated in battle. Sun joy is the only word at Chick-fil-A that they make you say differently than you would anywhere else; usually it’s called an Arnold Palmer. Chick-fil-A has changed this because it’s a new recruiting tactic. Beware the sun joy
by Brianna Hickey March 25, 2024
Get the sun joymug. by Bee721 April 30, 2024
Get the Almond Joymug. She's Excellency. She knows her 'prize' & acts like She is deserving moke. Anytime She's Socialising, everyone gets an admire on Her. She's captivating. Hers ladylike'S exceeding the performance. She also knows She is constantly succeeding.
by lmjluminous June 22, 2022
Get the Loe'M Joymug. This is a gender-neutral person who doesn't give a complete shit about what you have to say to them. They are independent, brutally honest and somewhat attractive (if you know what I mean *eyebrow raise*). If you ask them to be honest, they will be honest. Don't get mad at them for telling the truth either or your face will be black and blue. A downright hot Aquarius who literally will say no if you ask for them to step on you. Don't make them mad or else... I warned you :). They might be shy at first but then they will show their true colors. Basically they are the shy person in the class that is a hidden sex-obsessed person. Become their girlfriend/boyfriend/lover and see what I'm trying to say. They want whatever sexy genitalia you are hiding in your clothes. Easily gets baby fever and reads fanfiction because they just want to be loved.
Jessica: Oh my god, Joi was too honest.
Brittany: What did they say?
Jessica: My dress looked liked dirty newspaper and paperclips.
Brittany: You asked for their damn opinion so shut the fuck up!
Random Guy/Girl/Person: Can you please just step on me Joi?
Joi: No... Just No
Joi: Gurl, that looks ugly as hell, please put that in the garbage!
Patrice: I might as well just burn it then, damn!
Joi: That's even better!
David: I should've never asked for your opinion if I knew you were going to be mean about it.
Joi: Boy please! You asked for my honest opinion and I gave it to you! You get what you get and you don't get upset!
David: *speechless*
Joi: I want to suck your dick real quick if that's okay.
Frank: Uh...sure, why not.
Joi: You...Me...Bed...Now
Alexandra: What?
Greg: My lover, Joi just asked if we could make a baby.
Ethan: What did you do to make her say that?
Greg: I showed her a tiktok of a cute baby and now she wants one.
Ethan: SHEEEESH, welp can't help you there... see ya later.
Grace: What are you reading?
Joi: Fanfiction.
Grace: HUH?!
Brittany: What did they say?
Jessica: My dress looked liked dirty newspaper and paperclips.
Brittany: You asked for their damn opinion so shut the fuck up!
Random Guy/Girl/Person: Can you please just step on me Joi?
Joi: No... Just No
Joi: Gurl, that looks ugly as hell, please put that in the garbage!
Patrice: I might as well just burn it then, damn!
Joi: That's even better!
David: I should've never asked for your opinion if I knew you were going to be mean about it.
Joi: Boy please! You asked for my honest opinion and I gave it to you! You get what you get and you don't get upset!
David: *speechless*
Joi: I want to suck your dick real quick if that's okay.
Frank: Uh...sure, why not.
Joi: You...Me...Bed...Now
Alexandra: What?
Greg: My lover, Joi just asked if we could make a baby.
Ethan: What did you do to make her say that?
Greg: I showed her a tiktok of a cute baby and now she wants one.
Ethan: SHEEEESH, welp can't help you there... see ya later.
Grace: What are you reading?
Joi: Fanfiction.
Grace: HUH?!
by SparesomePUSSYma'am December 4, 2021
Get the Joimug. 