When some little sham tries to rob your gaf and you tie him up and tap your Trojan flute on his foreth until he turns cock-eyed.
Did you hear about your man who broke into Zach’s gaf? He ended up on the wrong side of a Japanese Flute Tapping.
by Zach50 January 28, 2020
Get the Japanese Flute Tappingmug. by Jayspicious December 2, 2022
Get the japanese jumping jacksmug. by 63mikeisgreat02 August 16, 2019
Get the Japanese Cinnamon Rollmug. an act that involves copulating, slaughtering, and consuming your meal in one sitting. Originated in Tokyo at a restaurant that specialized in this experience using various animals (e.g. dogs, pigs).
Bob's Omakase sushi dinner pailed in comparison to the Japanese hat trick he pulled
with a Black Wagyu bull the night before.
with a Black Wagyu bull the night before.
by Norman Finkweiler October 17, 2019
Get the japanese hat trickmug. I was talking to Mary the other day and she mentioned that she and John had begun experimenting with a "Japanese foot massage"
by jpm1-hopfgarten January 27, 2023
Get the Japanese Foot Massagemug. When a Woman has multiple Men Cum an her body at once, then a man puts his penis inside of her vagina and lays on top of her.
by GraveEater April 13, 2010
Get the Japanese Milk Sandwichmug. A sex position involving chopsticks, a pitcher of water, a lemon wedge and three pistachios.
While in the doggy position the girl inserts the chopsticks into her ears. The guy grabs on to them like motorcycle handles.
After the guy ejaculates the woman takes the chopsticks and uses them to squeeze the lemon wedge into her eye making her squint. Then the guy dumps the pitcher of water on her.
It ends with the guy saying "deal with it. i'm not writing a check but I guess you can have these pistachios."
While in the doggy position the girl inserts the chopsticks into her ears. The guy grabs on to them like motorcycle handles.
After the guy ejaculates the woman takes the chopsticks and uses them to squeeze the lemon wedge into her eye making her squint. Then the guy dumps the pitcher of water on her.
It ends with the guy saying "deal with it. i'm not writing a check but I guess you can have these pistachios."
Logan: bro what's up with your chick's eye.
Jalen: well i gave her a little japanese tsunami relief last night.
Logan: that's nice brah did she eat the pistachios?
Jalen: you know it
Jalen: well i gave her a little japanese tsunami relief last night.
Logan: that's nice brah did she eat the pistachios?
Jalen: you know it
by kyle Zeterberg April 11, 2011
Get the Japanese Tsunami Reliefmug.