japanese hat trick

an act that involves copulating, slaughtering, and consuming your meal in one sitting. Originated in Tokyo at a restaurant that specialized in this experience using various animals (e.g. dogs, pigs).

Bob's Omakase sushi dinner pailed in comparison to the Japanese hat trick he pulled

with a Black Wagyu bull the night before.

by Norman Finkweiler October 17, 2019

Japanese talking toilet

Something you use to make an idiot google stuff

John “Have you heard of those Japanese talking toilets”

Sam “No”

John “Look it up then , they are weird”

by Eye Ladies July 16, 2022

Japanese whiskey gav

Japanese whiskey Gav got served too much Japanese whiskey by a non Japanese waitress then shines a bright lamp into peoples faces as a spotlight believing he’s a new reporter/interviewer and asks them same questions over and over just enough to give everyone the shits and Gav gets told to go to sleep but Japanese whiskey Gav had a great time.

hey! look over there is that a lamp or Japanese whiskey Gav

by siennaw December 30, 2021

Japanese Bumble-wasp

One of them big old fuckers that looks like a bumble bee, but has a big old stinger and is mad at the world. ( and it doesnt just smack into shit when it lands, it hovers like an aircraft)

Its not a bee, its one of them big old Japanese bumble-wasps

by UUas Ho0man April 17, 2022

Japanese Foot Massage

You put a foot into your partners rectum while they do a sudoku

I was talking to Mary the other day and she mentioned that she and John had begun experimenting with a "Japanese foot massage"

by jpm1-hopfgarten January 27, 2023

Japanese Milk Sandwich

When a Woman has multiple Men Cum an her body at once, then a man puts his penis inside of her vagina and lays on top of her.

Alex had a japanese milk sandwich with Lacee.

by GraveEater April 13, 2010

Japanese Tsunami Relief

A sex position involving chopsticks, a pitcher of water, a lemon wedge and three pistachios.
While in the doggy position the girl inserts the chopsticks into her ears. The guy grabs on to them like motorcycle handles.
After the guy ejaculates the woman takes the chopsticks and uses them to squeeze the lemon wedge into her eye making her squint. Then the guy dumps the pitcher of water on her.
It ends with the guy saying "deal with it. i'm not writing a check but I guess you can have these pistachios."

Logan: bro what's up with your chick's eye.
Jalen: well i gave her a little japanese tsunami relief last night.
Logan: that's nice brah did she eat the pistachios?
Jalen: you know it

by kyle Zeterberg April 11, 2011