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James

Typically a dude who is very tall and skinny. Extremely good at video games. Talented at bread collecting. And is of course packing
That guy is so good, his name is definitely James.
by James Definition June 11, 2020
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James

James is the sexiest man alive. He is obsessed with cars and is very funny and sweet. He is so sexy and handsome and his size will give you buttlerflies ; ) hes also tall. he is an amazing boyfriend and no one will ever love you more than him
James is a hot bitch
by Sir nipples November 22, 2020
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James

My life is brilliant

My name is James

I'm only 7

And that explains

Why I’ve never had a best friend

Until you came along

But people stop and they look at us and they say that it's wrong

They say

You're a paedophile

You're a paedophile

You're a paedophile they say

You're name is Clive

And you're 45

But you don't let that come between us

And you make me hold your... hand

We went to the park

And we fed bread to a duck

And then you took me home

So that we could… eat dinner

And now I’ve got your fish fingers in my tum

And then you try to push your... food on my plate

You're a paedophile they say

You're a paedophile

You're a paedophile they say

But I don't care

Cause you're always there

Like when you helped me find my spectacles

And when you fiddled with my... hair

You find me after school

You watched me in the pool

You make me laugh when you act silly

You take me to the swings

You buy me sweets and things

Sometimes I play with your... watch

You're a paedophile they say

You're a paedophile

You're a paedophile they say

Or I have misheard

Yeah I’ve got the wrong word

I mean that you're my babysitter

And though you are my babysitter

You still take me up the... shops
James deserves justices. he deserves to be defined.
by amypercy April 14, 2020
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James

James is an extremely talented and amazing person that only opens up to the people closest to him. He seems funny to everyone around him but once you get to know him you will see more than just the funny vibe. James usually falls for a girl with an h name like Hannah or Hailey, and he’s extremely loyal in relationships. He would do anything for his girlfriend- even take a bullet for her. James can get cocky at times and hates being wrong, but if treated right he’s a king. If you have a James, you don’t wanna lose him!
His name is James...he must be great!
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James

by Big Poppa 223 October 17, 2019
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James

James peed in Alex’s mouth
by Him6 June 1, 2019
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James

James is a funny,dorky,amazing boyfriend. he’s a baseball boy so you know he’s hot,a cutie and thiccc. he always knows how to make u smile. he’s kind and makes ur heart melt.James is a very loyal person.if you get him never let him go because he’s amazing <3
that girl kyla is so lucky that she gets to date james he’s such an amazing guy
by @kylaaa<3 December 11, 2019
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