Knicker Jam

A natural condiment produced and controlled by the pituitary gland monthly.

Often located in the crotch gusset of a woman’s worn bloomers, this congealed delicacy can be easily mistaken for an edible breakfast spread

Mick: What’s this stuff I found in your knickers?

Susan: Michael!! Stop licking that! It’s my knicker jam!!!

by Anonymity February 15, 2020

tomato jam

another name for ketchup

These fries could use a little more tomato jam.

by Zak Hunt January 10, 2009

Strawberry Jam

A metaphor for the pussy blood which gushes out after a menstrual vajayjay is eaten out in the middle of a "hot girl summer" day.

Jaquavious ate the strawberry jam out of his bitch faster than R. Kelly runnin outta Toys R Us.

by kdkillemhoes June 29, 2021

jamming glove

masturbating -- giving oneself manual pleasure (male or female)

*knock knock* Can I come in? You're not jamming glove in there, are you?

by darfle675 April 23, 2013

Poo Jam

A vegan with poo on their mind craving jam.

Oh look there’s karen over there.. I bet she’s got a sticky poo jam as usual.

by Urban Gangsters January 16, 2021

Jamming the Pump

When you pump up the jam so much, that the pump gets jammed.

"D00d, I was just jamming the pump"
"You jam hard, bro."

by Somnionaut January 22, 2013

H-Jam

hand job

Ben got an H-Jam in the backseat.

by Grundle Munch February 15, 2010