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holy jibber jabbers

an expression used when u see a fat person, or if theres too much of something(ex.to much poop in the toilet)
holy jibber jabbers
(there was a fat kid walking by...)
by captian retardoX2 January 10, 2009
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b-jobbers

a blow job: To lick, suck a mans penis. Usually done by swirling the tongue around the penis while sucking at the same. This causes a sensation of pleasure to the reciver making them ejaculate.
Amy gives great b-jobbers
by Ksutra February 3, 2010
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Camel jabber

1. Someone who takes pleasure in placing their penis in the orifices of a camel.

2. Someone who may be called a "horse fucker" but in the absence of a horse (in the desert) a camel jabber is the more appropriate and relevant term.
3. Someone so fucking ugly that the only chance they ever have of getting laid would be to fuck a camel.
Hey, Brent you fugly Camel jabber!

Fuck me! that cunt is such a fucking Camel jabber.

We were all good until that Camel Jabber got us fucking lost.
by j3tsp33d March 4, 2011
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Stone Jabber

A 'Stone Jabber' is another name for a stone mason.
We need a Stone Jabber to make a head stone.
by Sneaky-Sneaks November 3, 2011
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Jubblin jibberonis

"I'd get up in that purely for the jubblin jibberonis."
by Andy Wolff July 19, 2013
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bang jobber

a come back to your wife when she is flirting and arguing with you at the same time. she has won the argument that she is not a towel, hooking ass hooker or dork (suggestible come back to dork is "you're a whales penis!")
Oh, I'm a whale's penis? Well you are a fucking bang jobber you hooking ass hooker!
by jaquanolicous February 24, 2014
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Hobby Jobber

Someone who treats their hobby as it were a career. Often these people proclaim how awesome they and their hobby/job are, but they can't pay the bills under that way of life. Hobby jobbers frequently are people like volunteer firefighters, volunteer emt, musicians, artists that take every opportunity to pat themselves on the back for their hobbies. They often are on food stamps, welfare and income tax ballers.
Did you see that facebook post from that hobby jobber at the fire department? She pretends like she does all this amazing stuff, but she can't even take care of herself and her 3 kids. Free school lunch, free health care, food stamps. She should probably worry about getting off probation and getting a real job,.
by Recycling Hoes February 1, 2017
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