Joed

verb past tense, meaning to ditch someone: while they are in the bathroom, on there way to the restroom, or because where they want to go sucks and you are going somewhere better.
Girl: I'm going to go to the restroom then we should go dancing!

Guy: (Ditches her to go to a bar)

Guy's friends at bar upon hearing story: Dude you totally Joed her!
by Dizmalmazes July 05, 2011
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Joed

A hot guy who loves everyone apart from Zac turtin and has a big dick
James: Joed is so cool isn’t he?
Jackson: Yeah he is, he also has a big Dick.
by BigShack2+2=4-1=3 August 18, 2019
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Joed

Meaning of this name: God Is Witness
Joed is a person who is very Kind, caring and loving.
Their attitude may somewhat be Cold or sarcastic but deep inside they have a good heart just waiting for the right people to know them so that they could really express their true colors.
If you get to know a Joed you'll know that he is Funny and fun to be with.
If you encounter a Joed make sure to hold them tight and never let go they are the type of people who you can express and vent your feelings to

And they will always be there to comfort you.
by Lvsdlm_ January 06, 2022
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Jo-ed

The most loyal person you would ever meet in your life the most funniest and outstanding individual 💪🏾He will give everybody whatever whenever
by The one who the one November 23, 2021
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joed

Person 1: Bro she hasn't responded to my snaps for over a month

Person 2: DUDE YOU JUST GOT JOED!!!!
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adrianna jo rutledge

Omg is that...it is its adrianna jo rutledge. her nickname is aj.
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Jo lankes

- und Koseform von Mädchennamen, die mit "Jo" beginnen wie Johanna, Joan, Jolanthe, Josefa, Josefine etc. Jolanthe, Jolanda, setzt sich zusammenaus der griechischen Sprache Jola

Die haben oft ein so genantest ADHS Aufmerksamkeits-Defizit-Hyperaktivitäts-Störung. Unaufmerksamkeit, Hyperaktivität und Impulsivität sind die Hauptmerkmale.
Geht bitte raus bitte jo

Jo lankes liebt mcfit und schafft 120 kg bankdrucken
by Yashin hamami June 03, 2020
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