January 1

Today is the day where you make new year’s resolutions that you will never complete and drop all of your old thots day.

Him: Why don’t you talk to me?

Me: it’s January 1 sorry dude

by aNoNaThOt October 19, 2019

January 21

REMEMBER THIS DAY! THIS IS THE DAY CHERRY BULLET DEBUTED!! NEVER EVER FORGET!!

January 21 is a day to remember as it is Cherry Bullet's Debut Day

Do not ever forget January 21!

by someonewhosayswho October 15, 2019

January 9th

A day of reckoning. A day where the party consists of booze, drinking games, orgies, a girl falling down stairs, and a "black" man getting angry at a white guy.

Remember January 9th, that shit was crazy!

by Sweens12 July 17, 2010

january 22

january 22 national piggyback day .

Joey : give me a piggyback ride !!
Rachel : why ?

Joey : it’s january 22.. duhh !!

by What a skank January 21, 2020

January 8th

The day everyone picks on their friend patrick

Today's January 8th.....I'm gonna talk shit to Patrick all day

by BDK98 April 19, 2016

January 6

America hit rock bottom on this day. The U.S. Capitol was stormed by domestic terrorists that supported 45th President Donald Trump. They wanted to stop the democratic process because Trump lost the 2020 presidential election the Joe Biden. 306 electoral votes (Biden) to 232 electoral votes (Trump).

January 6th was a bad day for American democracy.

by FuckMAGA January 9, 2021

January 5th

If you were born on January 5th your just hot as fuck and get all the bitches. And yall got big dicks

January 5th

by Joemama69696900 November 2, 2019