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Jackie Lynn Thomas

She is a dead sk8r girl. She's cool. She killed a lobster.
Have you heard of Jackie Lynn Thomas?
What is a Jackie Lynn Thomas?
by Totally not LP January 14, 2018
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Jacky choco

Jacky choco is the art of pleasuring yourself aka masterbation
Pito face had is room smelling like bin gay as he was Jacky choco when we walked in
by Big Daddy JP February 17, 2023
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Jackie

A white female who embodies the epitome of unoriginality. She will post photos on Instagram and snapchat that include selfies with the caption “I woke up like this”, and pictures of her girlfriends with drinks in their hands, followed by the caption “girl squad.” Her Snapchats and instagrams are filled with selfies, pictures of food (at the most popular restaurant in the city), and will always go out of her way to capture every moment on video or photo just so she can post it on her social media. Essentially, she lives to post pictures, rather than actually enjoying the moment in real life. In reality, she’s most likely not enjoying the moment, and needs to be liked by everybody.

She goes to yoga and makes sure she snapchats a photo of herself with her yoga pants on, and the words on her shirt that say “namaste” or “rosé all day” or “yoga, starbucks, coffee, wine.” She is a follower, keeps up to date on every single mainstream thing; music, clothes, hair, makeup, shoes, accessories, etc.

On most days, you will see her wearing leggings, and oversized sweater, a north face, a sweatshirt with the ‘PENN STATE’ or any other college written across it, or, a Victoria’s Secret ‘pink’ sweatshirt, paired with ugg boots, oversized sunglasses, hair is either long and straughtended (with or without extensions) or in a “messy bun” which actually took her an hour to achieve. She will also have a Starbucks cup in her hand, with a Kate Spade or Michael Kors purse on her shoulder.
The couple sitting next to me on the plane were both Jackies. They kept on taking selfies, which included them kissing, the girl doing the ‘kissy’ face, kissing her boyfriend’s cheek and vice versa. She then said to her boyfriend “babe, make sure you ‘like’ the picture of us that I’m about to post on insta.”
by It’s Britney Bitch December 25, 2017
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Jackie chans forbidden milkshake

When a girl is upside down on ropes with her legs spread and gets a 10 inch dildo in her asshole then gets fisted down her vagina until she creams 3 times and then the guy sucks up the guice from her vagina and drinks it in a milkshake
Guy 1: me and my wife had a lovely Jackie chans forbidden milkshake last night
Guy 2: how did it tase
Guy 1: like cherrys
by Ugly dogs June 17, 2021
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Auntie Jackie

hey auntie Jackie can i get my hair done different like braided into a ponytail?

Auntie Jackie: " No stop being lazy"
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Jackie

The act of standing at the edge of the map waiting or spamming in the popular video game Super Smash Bros Ultímate
Gabriel was being a jackie as he sat in the corner waiting for the fight to be over just do he can do in and get the final hits in to win
by DogGoesWoof June 15, 2022
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Pulling a Jackie

Saying your ready, but delaying departure because you forgot something
Are you ready to go? Yes, wait, I have to run upstairs, I forgot something... she just pulling a Jackie...
by Rickster 2201 July 7, 2018
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