New Baltimore

Another trash town for all the trailer trash. Broken families, wiggers, busted open women, and racists galore. Come on down you'll find it all here in New Baltimore!

Nothing to do in New Baltimore so might as well have a couple kids and get a trailer while we wait for the fish fly festival.

by Michigander2019 April 30, 2019

New Atlantis

New Orleans, Louisiana. . It's only a matter of time.

grandson- "whatever happened to Mardi Gras grandpa?"

grandfather- "Long ago the city went underwater. It is now called New Atlantis."

by Vajitarian November 30, 2011

New Iberia

The most lit small town in Louisiana. It’s sorta a mini New Orleans. All the thick girls all the gangster boys. And white people mixed in one. Everybody on rotation. Everyday we lit !

“Oh you date that boy from the b (new Iberia), he got a brother?”

by Alittlebucketofhope April 9, 2019

New Hot

When a person who was previously not hot becomes hot and doesn’t realize it yet. Normally these people are cooler than people who have been hot their entire life. This is also known as buying in low.

Wow have you seen Megan in accounting? She lost a ton of weight and doesn’t even know how hot she is, she’s new hot unlike Tiffany who’s always been hot and is a total bitch!

by cdawg91 May 5, 2019

Anitwt News

The *totally* awesome twitter account for anime twitter news.

"Yo, Obama, did you follow anitwt news yet?"
"Yea"

by AnitwtIsCool November 19, 2021

New Freya

Weird but cool, you know in a funny way.

Has a sense of style you would hope and dream about.
Will take bumble by storm.
Has a thing for amputees.

He fancied her because she was the New Freya
"Do you like my new creeper shoes?" "Yeah I could totally see New Freya wearing them"

by uvboi May 1, 2017

Emerald News

Emerald News - is a thing made by Emerald to compete against Gerry News on UTMP Discord server.
For now, no one knows if its going to have its own channel or not.

G- Gerry News is the best news channel in here!
E- No! Emerald News is!

by 5L1M3 March 3, 2021