incest

A sexual relationship with your mother while cheating on your wife.

Bill Clinton, don't eat your mom
Dude, don't spy on me!

by Fo Shizzle the Nizzle Gangsta Crew Fo Sho March 30, 2005

incel

a male who cannot lose his virginity to a woman, most of the time because of his Introverted and Intuitive personality traits and is average looking, the rest of the times because he is objectively ugly.
there is usually no escape from this condition, because somehow women sense the large suffering soul of those people and avoid them at all costs with no given exact motivation.

person with a soul: please help me i am so fucking lonely
normie/roastie: have sex incel

by flesh knight July 24, 2020

Inception

A mediocre, sometimes cringe-inducing ripoff of the Matrix that insufferable morons claim was "masterful," "changed their life" and was "the most complex movie of all time." Typically used as a vehicle to promote said moron's distinct and proficient taste in movies.

A: Dude, did you see Inception?

B: Yeah, it was alright. Lots of plot holes, lame dialogue and corny premises.

A: (head explodes)

by Joeyyyyy Ssssss August 17, 2010

Incel

Typically females that think their lack of a sex life comes from being "ugly" or “fat” when its really just his blatant sexism and terrible attitude. Incels have little to no self awareness; even when they see other "ugly" girlfriends with men, they consider these women to be whores who simple settle for whoever. They’rerespectful to women and men are attracted to their personalities, but incels cant comprehend such a phenomenon, they believe that men owe them sex, and many of the more extreme incels like to spend time in incel communities on the internet where they complain about attractive females and how males should lower their standards and just mate with any willing female. They often come up with ways to coerce men into having sex with them (often involving genocide of people of color, genocide of "Brittany’s" (women who have sex), taking rights away from men, date raping them, having sex with men’s dead bodies, and other horrid, disgusting things. they cant understand that that is PRECISELY why men want nothing to do with them).

Liza is such an incel. She is always going on and on about how men don’t fuck her because she is chubby. In reality she is not only fat, tall, ignorant & smelly, but a femanist nazi who only views men as social beings created for sex & providing a life for them. Steven told me that her vagina smells of hot garbage even after she showers. She is so jaded that she even takes to the internet to create inaccurate posts & definitions for the soul purpose of degrading men. What a gross incel

by Spanishlove October 29, 2019

Incestia

When a two or more autistic members of the family do sexual things.

Damn, The Invertia family is being incestia again

by Not tritron August 19, 2017

Incels

Always with the incels.

Not-cel "Oh boy oh jeez, look at those incels. Disgusting. Why do they hate women so much?"

Hym "Why do they hate the THINGS that are made deliberately difficult to be around and are punished for not being able to be around? Made difficult to be around by the things themselves. Made difficult to be around by society. And made biologically difficult to be around without fucking. And then punished for not being able to be around the thing that is being withheld. That's why."

Narcissist "It SHOULD be difficult. I SHOULD be special for doing it."

Hym "You're not. Your kids are not. And this is the ultimatum they want to give you: Pussy Dictatorship or Jesus Dictatorship (Which is basically just Diet Pussy Dictatorship). It's subjugation by fat cocks either way. Always choose the 3rd option. Reject Pussy Dictatorship by any means necessary."

by Hym Iam September 10, 2023

CORPORATE INCEST

A common practice - most frequently occurring in large INSURANCE companies - wherein corporate whores who are the most moronic imbeciles, inexperienced and completely UNQUALIFIED termites are hired into management based only on who they know and who they blow. They survive solely through their connections- and the hard work of subordinates who need to keep their jobs. These colossal losers make disastrous business decisions, pass off 99% of their responsibilities to others, know nothing about the job and collect huge salaries JUST for being somones old college roommate and full time suckup. A lot of them are male, with a stay at home wife who home schools their useless children.

That frickin idiot has a management job only through corporate incest.

by KImCobain August 10, 2017