Crack the barn

When one goes to bed with the intention of beating their meat.

See you guys later! I'm boutta crack the barn for the night

by Shwarfingstyle March 5, 2019

Barnes and Nobled

Using college, or "high speed" words in normal conversation in an attempt to sound smarter than you really are.

Dude! Did you just quote Edgar Allan Poe??? I think he just Barnes and Nobled me!

by Engram68w October 14, 2011

JENSONS BARN

Long drawn out explaination of something.

Well we had to go around Jensons Barn to get that one.

by Maine girl January 29, 2021

Barn-B-Q

a loosely defined and open to personal choice day of great fun in the outdoors set in and outside of a cool restored Barn nestled in the urban-oasis woods of Watchung Reservation, greatly enjoyed by all who have ever attended, and highly anticipated by loyal fans and creators alike

I got an awesome new vessel to drink my beer out of after my 3 mile trail run at Barn-B-Q this year.

by UncleTravellingMatt August 22, 2023

Barn Thug

Slang for country folk that refuse to move to the city because of their dominant preference for the rural life.

'Ian, why don't you move to the city? You are such a barn thug.'

by IncognitoNerd29 June 13, 2017

Barn Arm

The hefty dong of a well endowed sailor

Is the barn arm over the yardarm yet?

by i-love-brocolli July 2, 2024

Grandpa's Cheesy Barn

It's where a younger man ejaculates on a pregnant woman's lactating tits and it is mixed together to breastfeed an older man

Lance cum all over Pat's lactating tits mixing it into a Cheesy batter and feeding to Keith by allowing him to suck on her nasty pancake tits calling it Grandpa's cheesy Barn

by Poker Face 112 September 17, 2017