Pocket Muffin

1. A muffin you keep in your pocket when you are leaving the place where you got the muffin.

2. A sex act where by a woman is pleasured by someone sticking their hands in her pocket.

I am glad I took this pocket muffin because I am starving.

I am glad I took part in this pocket muffin because I was board.

by Fatrazmo December 20, 2010

Pocket Wank

When one decides to 'bash the bishop' whilst ones hand is in his pocket.

Boy, I had a good pocket wank earlier

by Anonymous September 2, 2003

out of pocket

Out of Pocket is a colloquialism used in the Southern Region of the United States. It is favored by grandparents and great-grandparents. It means to be unreachable in a communication sense. Very common in the days before cell phones.

I'm going into town so I'll be out of pocket until I get back.

Johnny's been out of pocket for a few days. He's in the woods hunting.

by wordfey June 13, 2016

angry pocket

Vagina. Bearded Taco. Pussy. Cunt. The Clam. A seventh century term for the female genitalia. Also a West African fish. Anything smelling of scallops.

"Well baby, it's time to feed the angry pocket."

by Ezzy Machette and Skelly July 31, 2007

Mug pockets

Pockets deep enough for cash, drugs, or guns

We don't wear skinny jeans around here, we got mug pockets.

by Purple ape December 17, 2015

Pocket Ball

stickin your hands in your pockets to play with yourself.

Keith: Jack quit playin pocket ball!
Jack: Keith what the hell you be talkin bout?

by keys takes it deep December 8, 2009

clowns pocket

A person of the female variety who happens to have a rather large vaginal area.

'I could hardly feel myself in her she had such a clowns pocket!'

'Donna's had 4 kids?! She must have a clowns pocket!'

by Ian S Copp April 18, 2006