silicon pickle

1. A rubber dildo, only functional for pleasing non-discriminating, pathetic women who have enough with a cold, "flexible" item. 2. A person who is pathetic, without self-esteem, or too soft. 3. A dickhead, loser or prick.

First used on the screenplay/future movie "Turn (Marked contrast)", by Frank Vidal.

Joe: "Henry wants to ask you out, but he doesn't have the courage."
Steph: "Well, he better not get it, 'cause I'm not into silicon pickles."

by drfvidal May 24, 2006

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pickle weasel

a North American rodent found mostly in the lush grasslands. Feeds mainly on cucumbers pickled due to the intense acid rainfall that surrounds the habitat. When in danger, the notorious weasel will make a noise, sounding similar to "Schnikey, Schnikey!!" First debut in the big time: On the popular TV series That 70's Show.

I stepped on a pickle weasel, and it made a large "Schnikey!!"

by dahdahdahdahdah December 21, 2008

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Jar of Pickles

Any situation that you normally would not over-react to, but since you're already under a lot of stress from other situations, you blow it out of proportion.

Why won't this DVD play?!?!?" "Dude, take it easy, it's just a movie." "I know, I'm sorry. I've just been under a lot of stress with work and my girlfriend, and this was just another nail in the coffin. No biggie, just a jar of pickles.

by ResidentJared July 22, 2010

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