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idiot box

A black, cubical, electronic "box". One side of this cube is however, bot black, but a clear "screen". When this electronic box is activated or "turned on", it flashes towards the "viewer" various images and sounds. These images and sounds are usually either fabricated in a "studio" or coming "live" from a very different place than the viewer is sitting on the couch and watching/hearing them.

Critical Thought sold separately.
Damn, New Years Eve fucking sucked. I sat in my apartment all alone and watched the idiot box until passing out at 2AM.
by Forever Remain April 29, 2008
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batters box

Pertaining to the theoretical world of sexual bases; batters box refers to the pre-first base status of no titillating action.
She has never fondled with another person before; she is still in the batters box.
by Jesse M. Garcia August 23, 2008
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douche box

A container or vessel where people, who are not worthy of oxygen (or are extreme douches), go to die.
People, namely Avery, who feel the need to critique/correct urban dictionary submissions. Thus, he would be a douche box.
by Red Forman January 11, 2009
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Ball Boxing

Using a dudes ball sack as a punching bag. The boxer can wear boxing gloves or go bare handed, and punch the man’s balls. Often done using a table with a hole cut out for the balls to dangle through. The boxer can then stand or sit underneath and use the testicles to box with.
Bro I saw the craziest porn last night! A dude dropped his nuts through a hole and someone was punching them from the other side like a punching bag! It was called ball boxing!
by Bust More Balls November 29, 2022
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tree boxing

stalking behaviour,spying .trying to hide behind a tree, pole, watching somebody , with arms tucked in
usaually girlfriend, boyfriend
that bitch had me so fucked up i was tree boxing outside her house at 3:00 in the morning to see who she came home with
by mike(the mighty) quinn June 28, 2008
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Box Block

The female version of "C-Block". This can occur 1 of 3 ways:
1)A male friend begins a conversation with you at the most inoportune time.
2)A female friend brings up a conversation topic that is typically spoken between women (i.e yeast infection, menstrual clot, etc.).
3)or another hoochie scoops in on the fella you have eye ballin all night.
OK girls I need to get some action tonight.......NO BOX BLOCKING!
by RN Gyna August 23, 2004
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Box Girl

Any girl who resembles Boxxy or other emo/scene girls from the mid 2000s to early 2010s.

Typically has straight black hair, eyeliner, and maybe some piercings or eye shadow.

Oh, they’re also cute as hell.
Hey box girl, go back to 2008!
by Shayalic September 20, 2020
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