When one makes a cardboard cat/dog, proceeds to spray paint it at least a drop realistically, with tinfoil eyes on both sides. Attach non reflective fishing line. Proceed to shoot/break immediate area street lights. Place artificial animal on other side of street, with end of fishing line in your hand. When a vehicle comes along proceed to drag the cardboard animal towards its untimely death. When the vehicle spots the reflection of the tinfoil eyes, end result should be either:
A- Skidmarks in the street
B- One dead cardboard animal with one very worried late night soccer mom.
C- Vehicle either stops or crashes.
When "C" happens, proceed to run like hell and dissapear to the pre determined safe houses.
A- Skidmarks in the street
B- One dead cardboard animal with one very worried late night soccer mom.
C- Vehicle either stops or crashes.
When "C" happens, proceed to run like hell and dissapear to the pre determined safe houses.
What non-mormon kids do in Utah for fun.
John: Let's go idiot fishing!
Gage: Yeah sounds good, im getting tired of going dumple throwing.
John: Let's go idiot fishing!
Gage: Yeah sounds good, im getting tired of going dumple throwing.
by Norman the Non-Mormon February 11, 2008
Get the idiot fishing mug.To claim you are a die hard fan of Green Day when you only started liking them after American Idiot came out.
Instead of appreciating Green Day's older music, you play the two or three songs you downloaded on repeat until next week, when you will probably like a different band.
*Note: Newer Green Day albums are still decent but people who only like Green Day for songs like Know Your Enemy, don't really know what Green Day are all about.
Instead of appreciating Green Day's older music, you play the two or three songs you downloaded on repeat until next week, when you will probably like a different band.
*Note: Newer Green Day albums are still decent but people who only like Green Day for songs like Know Your Enemy, don't really know what Green Day are all about.
Guy 1: "Oh man! I just love Green Day! I love their new stuff like Know Your Enemy, but I also love their old stuff like Holiday as well!"
Guy 2: "Shut up you American Idiot."
Guy 2: "Shut up you American Idiot."
by Jack Gilbert February 27, 2010
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Caompare to the alpha dog in a pack
Caompare to the alpha dog in a pack
by Fred Farnance January 14, 2005
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Get the American Idiot mug."Sex Idiot" is a term popularized by 30 Rock. It refers to a person with whom one has a purely sexual relationship, but who is otherwise an idiot. Broadly speaking, a sex idiot is someone who is sexy, great in bed, but a total moron. One does not exclusively date a sex idiot.
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See Also: pokemoning.
Person A: Uh, Jake's hot girlfriend just asked me the number for 911.
Person B: Dude, that's not his girlfriend, that's his sex idiot.
Person B: Dude, that's not his girlfriend, that's his sex idiot.
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"Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot!
Don't wanna be some beer swillin' hockey nut!
And do I look like some frostbitten hose-head?
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed!"
"Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot!
Don't wanna be some beer swillin' hockey nut!
And do I look like some frostbitten hose-head?
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed!"
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