im sorry fbi

What you say type in on your computer to apologize to the FBI watching your screen.

im sorry fbi

by B R R R R R R R October 8, 2021

Post Office IM

An urgent instant message that takes so long to be responded to that it would be more time efficient to send a response through the post office. More often than not this occurs when the receiving party is actively participating in another activity.

Post Office IM Conversation:
Sender: Hey can you pick me up in the morning and take me to work?
... (30 minutes later) ...
Receiver: Sure!

by Gray84 October 3, 2009

im finna knock

to go to sleep

“damn i’m tired lowkey im finna knock”

by madskii September 16, 2020

Oh Im God

When you are beyond shocked and trying to control the situation. You become a God but still tripping on the issue.

“Oh Im God” did that woman just drop a load on my sofa

by CalltheSky July 29, 2018

im a girl btw

A way to cheat your way through anything.

Person 1: Enough. You will never EVER get mod. Talk once more and you're permanently banned from this server.

Person 2: ...

Person 2: im a girl btw

by bruhthisismyhandle August 16, 2021

im playing skyblock

Skyblock = ass.
So theorericly speakng if you say im playing skyblock you are saying im playing ass.

Bro im playing skyblock, leave me be.
this means: Bro im playing ass, leave me be.

by 🍌Banana Cate🐈 February 20, 2022

Im Shooked Bruh

That feeling you get when something catches you off guard, your pissed, you don't know what just happen, or having that "im done..." sensation.

Taylor: Aye check out my new Timbs they got heelys on them!
Matt: They even real Timbs B
Taylor: But fam look at me glide.

Matt:Im Shooked Bruh}...

by Glazzcoe December 15, 2016