Stiff-hotdog

A boner

Yo, He has a stiff-hotdog we better warn him!

by ChloeRep December 27, 2015

hotdog and mustard pizza

The most vile combination of pizza toppings known to man-kind. Typically found in the frozen aisles of a British Aldi supermarket.

Person A: What the hell is that? It looks disgusting.

Person B: A hotdog and mustard pizza, with stuffed cheese crust.
Person A: I'm going to vomit.
Person B: I just did.

by unixfreak October 29, 2022

Hotdog sandwich

A neurotic drug addicted person o

Dude, that mother fucker is too far gone.

Yeah he's a real hotdog sandwich

by Sausage poophole June 27, 2021

British Hotdog

The sexual act of having anal sex with a man/woman, then forcing your hand within their rectum (with your penis still inserted) then tossing yourself off to completion.

Honey, can we try a British Hotdog tonight?

by L1ttle J1mmy May 2, 2018

frozen hotdog

Its when you flavor your condom with ketchup, then equipping it, then sticking it in the freezer and falling asleep with your dick in the freezer and condom still on.

David: Oh man, did you see the game the other night?
John: No, sorry dude, i was busy doing my own thing and i ended up pulling a frozen hotdog.
David: Aw shit man, your girl must've enjoyed it!

by Hoggg December 25, 2023

Hotdogging

Hotdogging is the act of placing a penis between the ass cheeks and pressing them against it -- sliding it between them in order to reach sexual satisfaction.

Alex: Hey babe, ever thought about hotdogging?
Sam: Hotdogging? That sounds kinky. What are you thinking?
Alex: I think it’d be hot to slide between your cheeks and see where it takes us.
Sam: Mmm, now you’ve got me excited. Let’s definitely try it.

by SoftboyRobbie June 26, 2024

Nutella Hotdog

When you having anal sex and she didn’t clean herself but she said she did but that’s in the past now but now you got shit all over your dick and it hurts and it’s throbbing. Ah fuck u got a Nutella hotdog.

I was having sex and she shit all over my dick

Holy moly, you got a Nutella hotdog

by Ricecak December 28, 2023