A vindictive procedure where a man wearing a condom uses a liniment such as Icy Hot or Ben Gay-type heating rub as a condom lubricant (applied only to the exterior or the condom) to give a sexual partner (usually a woman) a nasty, painful surprise.
“She complained that my dong was so small that she could barely tell I was inside her, so I decided to give her an Alabama Hot pocket-- tell me you can't feel THAT, *****!”
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As temperatures dropped rapidly we realized the only way to survive the unexpected blizzard was to create a hot pocket.
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After the late discovery of a foreigner in my house, I will be using the German hot pocket on my wife tonight.
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