Person A, shoving a hot dog in Person B's face: "Heyyy, wakey wakey, it's time to get up, heyy look at the time."
Person B, waking up: "W-What the fuck? Who are you?!"
Person A, no longer shoving the hot dog in: "I'm the guy you hired to wake you up with a 6am hot dog. Because the best way to wake up is with a weiner in your face."
Person B: "Oh, right!"
Person A continues to shove the hot dog.
Person B, waking up: "W-What the fuck? Who are you?!"
Person A, no longer shoving the hot dog in: "I'm the guy you hired to wake you up with a 6am hot dog. Because the best way to wake up is with a weiner in your face."
Person B: "Oh, right!"
Person A continues to shove the hot dog.
by bettercallschroeder January 14, 2024

Cutting your penis down the middle from tip to halfway along the shaft to create two different child penises so you can bang two chicks at once.
by The Dank Jester May 15, 2018

Carl: hey dude, have you ever seen extreme hot dogs?
Evan: the fuck? No?
Carl: you should, it’s a great video
Evan: you’re not getting me again, fuck off Carl
Evan: the fuck? No?
Carl: you should, it’s a great video
Evan: you’re not getting me again, fuck off Carl
by Ballencat June 20, 2019

Guy 1: "Hey, are you still dating that maid of yours?"
Guy 2: "Nah, she was a bitch so I gave her The Australian Hot Dog and left"
Guy 2: "Nah, she was a bitch so I gave her The Australian Hot Dog and left"
by Yunita537 March 11, 2020

Jim: Dude the girl you hooked me up with was crazy!
David: You liked her?
Jim: Yeah dude! She even did the old Hot Dog Roller on me, she must’ve learned it from you.
David: You liked her?
Jim: Yeah dude! She even did the old Hot Dog Roller on me, she must’ve learned it from you.
by T.H.E. J July 23, 2025

When a man shoves his fat thick big cock into a woman’s butt hole, instead of her hairy coochie. Also know as anal sex. Very cool.
by Chester The Hottie April 20, 2020

This is a sex move, so get consent. You’ll need some red and yellow dyed lube, and a bitch with an innie pussy. So you get her pants off, lay her on the bed with her legs extended into the air and bent back towards her face. This should expose her pussy lips perfectly. Then you take your dick, and put it in between her pussy lips, but not in, then you put the dyed lube on top of your dick, and slide your dick back and forth. That’s basically it.
by CashMoneyK420 April 03, 2023
