Help

This is a sign that you are not ok. Go get some help.

You are mentally unstable or have a Shrek addiction, get some help

by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020

Help

I NEED SOMEBODY

HELP!

by Johnny Lemon September 21, 2020

Help

Its what your face needs

Guy 1: Why do you say I need help?
The Cool Guy (Joe Porter): Cus' your face needs help!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!

by Mamma Joe not Joe Mamma October 13, 2020

Help

Help

Help

by AnonymousPerson183279 December 23, 2020

helagmonatatartisummediamagnaphbiaosis

The fear of Helen Claringbull and her shocking media lessons

Ralph, "Fuck man I got media, I am so scared of her upper lip hair."
Chris, "Oh shame man, you might have helagmonatatartisummediamagnaphbiaosis!"

by anonymous January 20, 2021

Helper dog

1) A dog trained to help humans with various tasks like hunting ducks, finding hidden cocaine, herding sheep, etc.
2) By extension, a dog with no special training trying to help humans with some task beyond its capabilities or understanding (such as car repair or calculus), but mostly looking confused and getting in the way.
3) By extension, a human doing the same thing.

“Don’t just stand there like a helper dog, go do something useful!”

by DM from BC March 16, 2021

Help

What I need.

Desperately.
SOMEONE PAY FOR MY THERAPY

Person 1: Are you okay?
Me: No. I need therapy. I need help.

Person 1: Oh. Fun! Let's carpool.

by Trissssssss April 13, 2021